I'd let Bale....

[dimiSpur]

The sacrificing thread. What would you let Bale do? We had a Gomes song about letting him sleep with our wives, but I think Bale deserves more.

Now I'm not homosexual, but if it made Bale happy and he asked it, I'd bend over for him! Your go!

 

[RichSpur58]

Take free kicks

 

[absolute bobbins]

Shoot a YTS physio with an air rifle

 

[CJMurray]

Do anything. Anything.

No homo...

 

[Dougal]

I'd let Bale bend dimiSpur over.

 

[MattyP]

I'd let him sign a new 10 year contract.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I'd let him bump those threads where people called him shit, wanted to sell him or insisted he stayed on the left etc etc

 

[haxman]

I'd let him bump those threads where people called him shit, wanted to sell him or insisted he stayed on the left etc etc

Or insisted he play at left back....

I'd let Bale swap lives with me.... happily.

 

[Shadydan]

Smash my mrs....happily.

Maybe we could have a threesome?

 

[mark87]

Stay at our club forever.

 

[kazzah9]

I'd let him do things that I can't post on here

 

[King of Otters]

Take my rectal cherry with excessive force.

 

[DiscoD1882]

Mow my lawn. If he wasn't too busy.

 

[Kingellesar]

Do anything.

Except play Fifa with me, I bet he'd be Bale and then just run and run with it, selfish prick. He'd be the one who took every set piece too regardless of position.

 

[hodsgod]

Would you sell him for £3m

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ngham-boss-Alex-McLeish-eyes-3m-defender.html

Spurs flop Gareth could Bale out in January as Birmingham boss Alex McLeish eyes £3m defender

 

[amathews3416]

My wife has always had a thing for him since she saw his big old donkey d*** flapping around in a game a couple years back.

 

[jamaican_spurs]

I would let him eat all the bananas in my house.

 

[DuDe]

I'd let Bale swap wives with me.... happily.

Typo corrected ... ... ?

 

[mano-obe]

Rub my testicles while I watch Emmerdale Farm