How to be ITK

[Spurz]

i abuse only to protect the itks :wink:

 

[camaj]

Good stuff but I've pretty much said the same in the past only to get the bullshit responses of "If you criticise them they'll stop posting" or "It's not their fault, deals fall through all the time, they were posting in good faith, etc."

It's exactly the same sort of nonsense that allows religions to flourish and mediums to convince people they're genuine.

 

[spurslenny]

Good stuff but I've pretty much said the same in the past only to get the bullshit responses of "If you criticise them they'll stop posting" or "It's not their fault, deals fall through all the time, they were posting in good faith, etc."

It's exactly the same sort of nonsense that allows religions to flourish and mediums to convince people they're genuine.

well i'm extra large, so that doesn't apply to me :snooty:

 

[KingKay]

24 . :grin:

 

[BuffaloSid]

move all this here, but the rules still applies to abusing posters.

abusing or voicing opinion?? :snooty:

i have found a rival website that allows more freedom of expression , come join me there people

www.spurscommunity/northkorea.com

 

[Ron Burgundy]

abusing or voicing opinion??

i have found a rival website that allows more freedom of expression , come join me there people

www.spurscommunity/northkorea.com

Link doesn't work:shrug:

 

[BuffaloSid]

Link doesn't work:shrug:

yeah i think the mods on here closed it down

 

[piedpiper]

i liked the one poster who was abusing coys itk on there, but would not dare do it on their forumn for fear of losing his priviledges.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

yeah i think the mods on here closed it down

Unbelievable!!! Some people eh?

 

[crywolf]

That really is spot on!
Can recognize a number of usual suspects on the SC ITK forum.

I refuse to name names, in the fear of losing my privileges on SC... ;o)

 

[Rocksuperstar]

That really is spot on!
Can recognize a number of usual suspects on the SC ITK forum.

I refuse to name names, in the fear of losing my privileges on SC... ;o)

nah, go for it, dude - no-one will judge you here :lol:

BEN was the obvious one and the cryptic bit could've been a dig at a few. Was the Spaniard our very own ValenciaYid? Or is there another? I don't frequent other boards, so anyone want to help me out with others?

 

[BuffaloSid]

That really is spot on!
Can recognize a number of usual suspects on the SC ITK forum.

I refuse to name names, in the fear of losing my privileges on SC... ;o)

www.nextdaybackbones.com

 

[JonnySpurs]

I think old MadridSpur got a bit of mention too there didn't he?

"9. If you’re really keen on making a name for yourself, move to a country like for example... Spain, maybe to a city with a major European club in it, let’s say Madrid. Then all you have to do is buy a newspaper – Marca will do nicely – every day and post everything you read in it as your own ‘exclusive’ ITK. No one will ever rumble you. I mean, how are people in England going to have access to that kind of information? You may as well go the whole hog and name yourself after the city you live in. Foolproof."

 

[JonnySpurs]

Thing is, ITK is great really as long as you don't take it too seriously. I like to just read it each day and if it's something that I like then I'll allow myself to think "hhmm, that would be great if that happened, but no biggy if it doesn't".

I don't allow it to get me all over excited and just treat it like any other transfer article that u read in a tabloid......easy.

Enjoy it for what it is and nothing more.

 

[mil1lion]

Another key point to add is to say your source is very high up and you're really lucky to have it. That's a very good line to use.

Anyway, ona completely unrelated note...

I got my first bit of ITK today from a very good source, very close to the top and I have to say i'm very lucky to have got it. He's basically saying that both Spurs and Liverpool have agreed in principle to sign Luis Suarez and that it is down to the player to choose between both club. There is still time for another club to come in though, so anything can happen at this moment. I would say our chances of signing Suarez is 50/50. But there is a chance that he turns every offer down and stays at Ajax. So there you have it, we may or may not sign Suarez in this window. Watch this space.

Dont shoot the messenger. I'm just passing on what i've heard. Take it or leave it. Remember the salt. Anything can happen. COYS!

PS- Pienaar done deal. I know i'm a bit late but I posted this 48 hours ago but for some reason it isn't showing up :shrug:

 

[TwoSaintsComeMarching]

I'm usually not privy to inside info, but I met Harry once around a year ago.. and so I now, a year later, have some ITK and you all shall eternally, until the end of time, believe everything I say and lick my arse. So here it is:

attention-seeking dude initiates entirely phony farce

NB: Sorry but I have to be cryptic otherwise I might give away my source.. (even though ive told you all who it is :razz

 

[crywolf]

nah, go for it, dude - no-one will judge you here :lol:

BEN was the obvious one and the cryptic bit could've been a dig at a few. Was the Spaniard our very own ValenciaYid? Or is there another? I don't frequent other boards, so anyone want to help me out with others?

The tree one was BEN.
The Spaniard was MadridSpurs.
The 2nd point - "Take a punt on an existing rumour (just grab one off NewsNow) and say ‘it will happen’" - sounds very much like adiepf's "It's done!" "It's a pure formality" "Will be announced by the weekend".

 

[BuffaloSid]

ive just read on the bbc website that the original author of this article was found dead in a field, aparent suicide, but the police would like to question Spurscommunity mods in connection with his death . they are not suspects at this time

 

[tooey]

lol, cracks me up. I think 99% of people know that "itk" is 50% pure guess work and 50% pot luck. I still think its nice for those 1% of people. A bit like santa I spose.

 

[BuffaloSid]

lol, cracks me up. I think 99% of people know that "itk" is 50% pure guess work and 50% pot luck. I still think its nice for those 1% of people. A bit like santa I spose.

did you ever hear of an adult being banned from anywhere for telling another adult who was dressed as santa that perhaps he wasnt real ?