- Dec 23, 2004
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Ha ha! This is a perfect analogy for how some people view our squad - "Yeah, but who's going to play up front if Kane, Son, Lucas and Dele are all out?!".*7 supercars.
Well 4 of those could be vintage. 1 is awaiting parts, 1 overheats in traffic, 1 is not road legal and 1 is so rare it could not be taken out in public.
So he is down to 3.
The wife is out in one as she likes the sound system.
Now he has only 2, and one of those is open top and the forecast is rain.
1 bleeding supercar and that is due for a service next week and he'll end up having to drive to the golf course in the au-pair's runabout Audi.
Now if only he had £1m p/w....
*Yes, I am aware this actually happened last season.