Does Spurs Slash Fiction exist?

[Stavrogin]

This may be the worst thread ever posted but whatever....

Does footballer slash fiction exist? I raised the issue here: http://tottenhamism.wordpress.com/2010/11/08/spurs-slash-fiction/
But really?

To be clear, I really don't want to see any, i'm just curious. Football is a rather homoerotic world and sadly homophobic, there are so many reasons why it should exist and many why it shouldn't.

I can't see that you could have heterosexual fiction.. because that basically appears in the tabloids and i'm sure it's no one's fantasy.

I don't know, it's weird, but it sure beats thinking about recent matches.

Sorry

 

[camaj]

That sort of thing is pretty girly and there aren't very many girlys around to begin with and those that are don't seem interested

 

[Leachie]

What the hell is slash fiction?

 

[sherbornespurs]

What the hell is slash fiction?

If it's the bloke from Guns 'n' Roses he probably supports Stoke City as that was where he was brought up.

In which case it's fiction that he supports Spurs.

I think that's it.

 

[camaj]

Slash fiction is a sort of fan fiction that people write that involve relationships between two characters. For example, a buffy fan might write a Willow/Giles story, that's slash fiction however it has a homosexual connotation thanks to Xander/Angel type storys but I don't think it's exclusively hetro or homo.

The OP, therefore, is asking why we don't write Harry/Crouchie stories. Frankly we already know how much he loves him so it'd be a bit too obvious.

 

[Raxscallion]

This may be the worst thread ever posted but whatever....

Does footballer slash fiction exist? I raised the issue here: http://tottenhamism.wordpress.com/2010/11/08/spurs-slash-fiction/
But really?

MICHAEL DAWSON finally turned to face him. His ginger hair was a mess. ‘Just…’ He trailed off but raised his wand nervously.

‘Nakedus!’

GARETH BALE’s Gryffindor robes vanished in a flash and he was left completely naked.

‘What are you doing?!’

GARETH BALE raised his wand to undo the spell.

‘Expelliarmus!’ MICHAEL DAWSON sent GARETH BALE’s wand flying away across the cave before he could restore his robes.

The two friends looked at each other in stunned silence then MICHAEL DAWSON screwed his face up in horror at what he’d done. GARETH BALE smiled.

‘It’s ok, it’s ok, I just had to know you were into this.’

‘What? Huh? I…?’ MICHAEL DAWSON stammered.

GARETH BALE beckoned him close. ‘Come.’

MICHAEL DAWSON approached nervously. ‘You know, I can fix your leg.’

‘Leave it broken.’ GARETH BALE winked at his friend.

‘Ok, but just let me… Occulus reparo!’

GARETH BALE’s glasses clicked smartly back together, the crack gone.

‘Thanks.’ He whispered softly. ‘I wouldn’t want to miss a thing.’

Oh. My. Word. Eek

 

[camaj]

Don't pretend you've never thought of that before!

 

[robin09]

What. The. Hell.

 

[Stavrogin]

What. The. Hell.

Hey, I mean, come on, I said sorry. What more do you want? It's not as if I made a thread in the main forum about spurs slash fict- ohshi-

No but I bet someone in broken britain someone is doing a dissertation/thesis on it.

 

[Stavrogin]

Guess what, true believers!

My blog had got rather a lot of traffic from the search term: 'Gareth Bale slash' ... there you go... Eek cripes

 

[Acid]

roflmao best post ever!

 

[EmperorKabir]

omfg absolutely pissing myself laughing!

i want to see more!

 

[EmperorKabir]

do one abt davids teaching gomes not to be a pussy.




ninja style.

 

[Viva la Tottenham]

Oh. My. Word. Eek

:rofl: WTF.


what kind of gay shit is this ffs I'm not trying to read threads about Bale rogering Dawson if that makes me homophobic then fuck yes I am

 

[tommyt]

bizarrio

 

[DJS]

I never knew what slash fiction was either but this thread has made me :lol:

 

[coldasice199]

Brilliant! I would try my hand at writing some as a joke, but I don't think I could do that to my hero's.

I'm seeing a Niko Krancjar and Jenas story though

 

[Goldman]

Ummm wat?

 

[gibbs131]

Brilliant! I would try my hand at writing some as a joke, but I don't think I could do that to my hero's.

I'm seeing a Niko Krancjar and Jenas story though

It's gotta be Harry and Crouch.

 

[JerryGarcia]

There have been loads of these written about Arsenal players and Arsene Wenger. Actually to be more accurate, they were written by Arsene Wenger as well.