Match Threads Dinamo Zagreb vs Spurs - Match Thread- 2nd leg

[CowInAComa]

thought it was on at 8. looks like I missed a real Jose masterclass


did we do the go limp and try and play dead for 90 minutes tactic? love that one

 

[slartibartfast]

I think we'd have played a bit better if we wore football boots.
You know, those ones with the bits on to stop you slipping over.

 

[PrettyColors]

Kane if this goes to penalties

 

[hutchiniho]

Nobody can EVER question Aurier's skills... I won't have it!

Ill have a go!
Good for a rash challenge or two,
Clueless in possession
Can’t cross
Either gets too close to give away a dumb foul
Or stands back five yards to give his oppo a chance to shoot.
Can’t pass
Regularly caught out of position
Touch is poor
Clearances go straight up in the air
Gets beaten, both on the inside and outside

Desperately need a decent right back to match Reg on the left.
Trouble is his replacement is no better and we now need to shift two RBs out.
Can’t come soon enough

sick to the back teeth of Aurier and Sissoko and their bang average football abilities.

 

[Tonio]

Do you seriously believe they could possibly be worse?
My dog could put them out to play better than that.

Cant get any worse. This is about as bad as I've seen our team play in yonks. But.. as bad as Jose is....the majority of these players are abject.

 

[CrazyHeart]

Unlucky Bale!

 

[slartibartfast]

thought it was on at 8. looks like I missed a real Jose masterclass


did we do the go limp and try and play dead for 90 minutes tactic? love that one

No.


120 mins

 

[dirtyh]

i literally have no words for how shit our passing is. we're so easy to defend against and we lose every single second ball. just fucking gutless.

 

[cjbyid]

I miss Toby-Superjan.

Agreed. And Dembele in front of them.

 

[tommo84]

Bale doesn’t need to hit that so early.

We’ve need so depressingly second best. Even now with the game becoming stretched, they look more comfortable out of possession than we do.

 

[spursfan77]

The amount of deadwood in this squad is staggering

It all goes back to the summer of 2018

 

[SlotBadger]

If we win, and then even celebrate. I will take some rope and go to the basement..

I love DIY anal beads!

 

[mumfordspur]

If we win, and then even celebrate. I will take some rope and go to the basement..

coven?

 

[glacierSpurs]

We can't even win aerial duels.

 

[CrazyHeart]

Ill have a go!
Good for a rash challenge or two,
Clueless in possession
Can’t cross
Either gets to close to give away a number foul
Or stands back five yards to give his oppo a chance to shoot.
Can’t pass
Regularly caught out of position
Touch is poor
Clearances go straight up in the air
Gets between in both the inside and outside

Desperately need a decent right back to match Reg on the left.
Trouble is we now need to shift two RBs out.
Can’t come soon enough

sick to the back teeth of Aurier and Sissoko and their bang average football abilities.

Bro - I was being sarcastic!

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

I think we'd have played a bit better if we wore football boots.
You know, those ones with the bits on to stop you slipping over.

Well, that would presuppose to you had a football manager to tell the guys how to use said boots.

 

[Hazelton]

thought it was on at 8. looks like I missed a real Jose masterclass


did we do the go limp and try and play dead for 90 minutes tactic? love that one

Basically the Arsenal performance without the rabona and the optimism.

 

[CrazyHeart]

Let's GOOOO!

 

[stoddle]

Look at how quickly Tuchel has noticeably mproved things at Chelsea. This type of transformation is what we wanted after letting Poch go. A number of us were sceptical that Mourinho still had the ability to do that. Unfortunately this has proven to be true.

 

[Johnny J]

I love DIY anal beads!

That's asking for an embarrassing X-ray.