Confirmation that Xmas has come early?

[onthetwo]

Apart from the general giddiness about our performances on the pitch, i have the following dilema.
My Mrs is a died-in-the wool Gooner, and went on record the other day, in what can only be described as a moment of madness, as saying that if Spurs are top of the league by the New Year she will carry out (and i quote) "Any forfeit!"
Having had a cursory glance at the table, shes now bricking herself of course....properly.
But apart from some kind of depraved sexual acts clad in a Spurs kit, im struggling to think of any really good forfeits so if anyone has any thoughts please let me know.
COYS (especially the next 6 league games!)

 

[HotspurFC1950]

Depraved sex is the only correct thing I'm afraid. Problem is she will probably enjoy it.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Get a Spurs tattoo.

 

[michaelden]

make her take you out on a date on valentines. saves you the planning and shit

 

[TheChosenOne]

Sorry but I stopped reading when you stated the Mrs was a Gooner.

Sleeping with the Enemy is not permitted.

 

[onthetwo]

Get a Spurs tattoo.

This might be the winner.....

 

[oskathegobshite]

Full back tattoo of Wenger throwing the water bottle. Close thread.

 

[Adam456]

How about Xmas day she burns a Gooner shirt on the yuletide log. And if you don't have an open fire you could always do your own yuletide log on the shirt ?

 

[Gassin's finest]

Divorce her.

 

[Shanks]

Anal.
Whilst she is wearing a Spurs top.

 

[jimmy-jojo]

Get her to wear a Mind The Gap t-shirt

 

[KingKay]

Dominate her whilst wearing the evil chirpy costume ...

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Record her singing "North London is Blue and White...." chant and have it as your ringtone for when ever she calls

 

[HotspurFC1950]

Record her singing "North London is Blue and White...." chant and have it as your ringtone for when ever she calls

On her phone.

 

[HotspurFC1950]

Anal.
Whilst she is wearing a Spurs top.

Winner !

 

[Dougal]

Has she got a mate or a relative you've always fancied? There's your get out of jail card right there to have a go on her sister.

 

[Shanks]

Threesome with her and her best mate (presuming her best mate is female, and reasonably hot)...

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Definitely need a pic of the lady in order to judge the cut of her jib, and therefore devise the best forfeit ...

 

[Chris12]

Bukkake

 

[Danners9]

Christmas may have come early but I hope, for your sake, that you don't during this forfeit!