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morris25

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So I'm going to a Nike golf launch tonight and Kyle Walker and Scott Parker will be there amongst others. Really want to ask him if He thinks Sherwood has a clue what he is doing. Might not be too approachable after last night.
 

Gassin's finest

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So I'm going to a Nike golf launch tonight and Kyle Walker and Scott Parker will be there amongst others. Really want to ask him if He thinks Sherwood has a clue what he is doing. Might not be too approachable after last night.
Don't be that guy. What you should say as a yido is "hey Kyle, tough fucking game the other night wasn't it? Hope you and the lads aren't taking it too hard, we've all just got to knuckle down... linesman was a prick anyway. Hope you have a good WC. Oh btw, can you sign this shirt so I can sell it on eBay? Cheers!"
 

morris25

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Thought I would give him a few pointers with his swing to get him onside first then ask a few questions.
 

dagraham

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Ask him what he thinks of Dark matter and String Theory...... Really fuck with his head :sneaky:.
 

Kushal

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So I'm going to a Nike golf launch tonight and Kyle Walker and Scott Parker will be there amongst others. Really want to ask him if He thinks Sherwood has a clue what he is doing. Might not be too approachable after last night.

Do something new everyday - stop being a prick today! (y)
 

deadlight

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Don't be that guy. What you should say as a yido is "hey Kyle, tough fucking game the other night wasn't it? Hope you and the lads aren't taking it too hard, we've all just got to knuckle down... linesman was a prick anyway. Hope you have a good WC. Oh btw, can you sign this shirt so I can sell it on eBay? give it to deadlight? Cheers!"

Fixed.
 

robbiedee

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If he's wearing a baseball cap...ask him if he's read what the Everton fans think of his head wear...:whistle:
 

morris25

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So Kyle didn't come so they roped in Siggy. I was shocked at how skinny he was, even his legs looked like twiglets. Now I know why he gets brushed off the ball so easily
 

MattyP

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May 14, 2007
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So Kyle didn't come so they roped in Siggy. I was shocked at how skinny he was, even his legs looked like twiglets. Now I know why he gets brushed off the ball so easily
Did he touch the ball today?
 
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