Bayern Munich's Ribery angrily hits back at criticism for eating gold-covered steak

DJS

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Is imagine gold doesn’t taste very nice so why would anyone want to eat it on a steak?
 

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Looking at the prices those steaks were too high
Bloke in the pub the other day offered me four sides of venison for £200

That was two deer.






Can we clear something up here - when you type a joke then realise it only makes sense if you say it out loud, which spelling do you use? Like what do you call a deer with no eyes - do you respond "no idea" or "no eye deer"? Is there some sort of industry standard?
 

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Is imagine gold doesn’t taste very nice so why would anyone want to eat it on a steak?
It would have no taste as it is pretty inert. (Gold fillings).
But if you are going to pay that kind of money, I guess you'd easily kid yourself that it was the best steak you'd ever eaten.
 

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It would have no taste as it is pretty inert. (Gold fillings).
But if you are going to pay that kind of money, I guess you'd easily kid yourself that it was the best steak you'd ever eaten.
i wonder did he take a photo of his poo to see if there were gold flakes?
 

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#34
So an extremely wealthy man has bought an extremely expensive dinner. Wow, big story.
I think the story is more in him posting it on social media, while half of France is on the streets protesting because they can't afford to live day to day anymore.

It does seem a bit inappropriate if you're trying to connect with your common-or-garden variety football fan.
 

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#35
Meanwhile back in Cider's house..." he's only gone and opted for Brown sauce AND Mustard on his Bacon butties."
 

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In some ways you've got to admire a man that can turn a tiresome meme and some pretty average looking steaks into a global empire (apparently worth over a billion??) catering to dumb and tasteless rich people. Given the context... 46th President of the United States Saltbae?
 

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#38
Should have spent the money on plastic surgery you pug ugly twat.

Dude.

Ribery...

When he was two years old, he and his family were involved in a car accident in his hometown, colliding with a lorry.Ribéry suffered serious facial injuriesthat resulted in more than one hundred stitches and which left two long scars down the right side of his face, and another across his brows.
 

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Dude.

Ribery...

When he was two years old, he and his family were involved in a car accident in his hometown, colliding with a lorry.Ribéry suffered serious facial injuriesthat resulted in more than one hundred stitches and which left two long scars down the right side of his face, and another across his brows.
He's a nasty bastard.
 

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I think the story is more in him posting it on social media, while half of France is on the streets protesting because they can't afford to live day to day anymore.

It does seem a bit inappropriate if you're trying to connect with your common-or-garden variety football fan.
Ok, someone posts something slightly inappropriate on social media, wow big story.
 
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