Amazing Chelsea fan rant!

[beats1]

At what point did he think it was a good idea to upload this onto the Internet?

Its part of the youtube culture over exaggerate everything and then go get people commenting about it and viewing finding it funny and become a youtuber

I hate the youtube culture

 

[avonspurs]

As my wife said: "What the f*** indeed".

 

[Davo99]

I commented on his video and rattled him. His response was hilarious. Banter.

What's your YouTube username?

 

[THFCSPURS19]

What's your YouTube username?

Thedonthaveausername.

 

[easley91]

To be fair to him, I think he was finding it hard.

 

[scat1620]

Lasted about 90 seconds before I gave up. Wasn't funny, just a dullard acting like an idiot in a spot of obvious click-baiting.

2/10 would not watch again.

 

[Sweech]

Matic played like garbage.

He was obviously tasked to man mark Eriksen and to Christian's credit he pulled Matic all over the pitch and the combination of him, Chadli, and Kane had him not knowing which way was up.

I think Matic is a good player and it was Jose's tactical mistake to have Matic mark Eriksen instead of sit in the middle and disrupt our offense that lead to them conceding the way they did. Matic couldn't keep up with Eriksen moving all over the place and it left the middle and the right because of Ivanovic wide open which we exploited for just about every single one of our goals.

With the right being so heavily exploited it pulled Cahill and Terry out to try and cover and we made them look dumb for it.

Fantastic tactical plan from Poch and Jose seemed too stubborn to adjust to it.

 

[yido-1989]

Lasted about 90 seconds before I gave up. Wasn't funny, just a dullard acting like an idiot in a spot of obvious click-baiting.

2/10 would not watch again.

Looking at your picture and your last post, you seem a right misery guts... Cheer up!!

 

[AW?]

Can't win 'em all. What a cock. Why's he wearing his hood up, indoors sat in his mums kitchen?

 

[StartingPrice]

To be fair to him, I think he was finding it hard.

Well, yeah, and that's fair enough...but, tell me...is THAT a normal reaction to a touch of morning glory?

And, y'know, it's not just like he woke up with the old chap active...he keeps on finding it hard. He finds it hard several times just in the short period he's on camera. Maybe someone has given the poor lad a dodgy viagra.

What I don't really understand, though, is this: us Spurs fans were very excited by the game and result yesterday, and there were quite a few on here (the younger ones...hopefully) talking about fapping this and fapping that and orgasms when Chadli's goal went in or when the final whistle went (I'm kinda hoping that talk was figurative). But what the hell is a Chelsea fan who self-professedly hates Spurs doing getting repeat stiffies over Spurs stuffing Chelsea 5 - 3 (Doctor Freud may be called for).

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Well, yeah, and that's fair enough...but, tell me...is THAT a normal reaction to a touch of morning glory?

And, y'know, it's not just like he woke up with the old chap active...he keeps on finding it hard. He finds it hard several times just in the short period he's on camera. Maybe someone has given the poor lad a dodgy viagra.

What I don't really understand, though, is this: us Spurs fans were very excited by the game and result yesterday, and there were quite a few on here (the younger ones...hopefully) talking about fapping this and fapping that and orgasms when Chadli's goal went in or when the final whistle went (I'm kinda hoping that talk was figurative). But what the hell is a Chelsea fan who self-professedly hates Spurs doing getting repeat stiffies over Spurs stuffing Chelsea 5 - 3 (Doctor Freud may be called for).

I think you should reply to the video TBH. And make it long. Really long.

 

[mark87]

I think you should reply to the video TBH. And make it long. Really long.

If the reply was to be anywhere near as detailed and articulate as SP's usual posts then the guys head would fucking explode....so yeah, reply to his video, SP.

 

[Shadydan]

Great bantz m8 lolz

 

[kursaal]

Absolute buffoon

 

[SpursTillIDie1882]

Im finding it hard frank, im finding it hard!

 

[JerryGarcia]

Did he pull out a knife at one point? It might have been a spatula, I couldn't make it out clearly.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Did he pull out a knife at one point? It might have been a spatula, I couldn't make it out clearly.

It was a knife.

 

[JerryGarcia]

It was a knife.

I would love it if Crocodile Dundee walked into his kitchen at that point.... You call that a knife?

 

[thorz]

Absolute rubbish video IMO, still I just commented on it in the hope of baiting him. It's not often we get a chance like this.

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

At what point did he think it was a good idea to upload this onto the Internet?

Possibly after Chadli turned Fat Terry....................................