All together now...

[Kiedis]

Friedel.

Not Friedal.

 

[AW?]

Fuck 'em! We invented football so we can say and pronounce their names how we like

I can't spell for shit, and some of those are confusing. The Zakora one though was just outright fuckwittedness.

When I buy my coffee in town it grates on me when people say "Can I get a... ". It's like they think they are some cool American "grabbing a coffee", although in fairness I say that one. "Can I get" Is a step too far for me. That's just fucking lazy, trying to sound cool talk. Bunch of ****s!

 

[RickyVilla]

Fuck 'em! We invented football so we can say and pronounce their names how we like

I can't spell for shit, and some of those are confusing. The Zakora one though was just outright fuckwittedness.

When I buy my coffee in town it grates on me when people say "Can I get a... ". It's like they think they are some cool American "grabbing a coffee", although in fairness I say that one. "Can I get" Is a step too far for me. That's just fucking lazy, trying to sound cool talk. Bunch of ****s!

Can I get a Amen?

 

[AW?]

Can I get a Amen?

No but you can have a punch in the face

 

[Oscar22]

"Benjamin Stromboli" is starting to get irritating.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

.. And they shop in 'Mataland'

It is fucking well called MATALAN

Careful, the chav/council estate PC warlords will be after you………...

 

[RickyVilla]

No but you can have a punch in the face

Bonus

 

[TheChosenOne]

"Benjamin Stromboli" is starting to get irritating.

Wots 'e gorn and done naya.

 

[IGSpur]

Sepelinig is oevr-rtaed. You olny ralely need to get the fsirt and lsat lteter, yuor biran fgruies out the rset.

FYP

Also 'would have' not 'would of'. It only annoys me now as my mum spent 15 years kicking it out of me. I can't help but notice when others do it now. She turned me into a stickler

 

[philip]

And maybe while we're about it we can learn that it's 'could HAVE' and 'should HAVE' not 'could of' and 'should of'

 

[IGSpur]

And maybe while we're about it we can learn that it's 'could HAVE' and 'should HAVE' not 'could of' and 'should of'

SNAP

 

[whitesocks]

Glenn Hoddle
Keith Burkinshaw
Kenny Dalglish

 

[Blake Griffin]

i liked how people couldn't remember how many g's, how many d's and how many s' were in sigurdsson so would just put siggurddsson.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Names are hard. Hard to say, and even harder to spell.

But if we all join forces, maybe, one day, we can all spell the names of our players! Like:

Christian Eriksen
Erik Lamela
Emmanuel Adebayor

Steffen Freund


Bonus:

Didier Zokora
Steffen Iversen
Heurelho Gomes

....sen is correct spelling for Norwegian & Danish palyers. ...son is correct spelling for Swedish & Icelandic players.
....lainen is Finnish, ...inho is Portuguese, ...io is Italian & ....yor is incomptetent.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

i liked how people couldn't remember how many g's, how many d's and how many s' were in sigurdsson so would just put siggurddsson.

It's partially due to the fact that his name is spelled Sigurðsson

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Well it's Sven-Göran Eriksson, for a start, and unless you happen to be aware of the umlaut above the 'o' and its significance, you'll pronounce the 'g' as in English. That's the way 'g' is pronounced before an 'o' without an umlaut in Swedish. With the umlaut, it's a sort of 'y' sound.

I don't speak Swedish, but I do like Swedish detective novels and films, and checked out the correct pronunciation.

Well, the umlaut also changes the "o" to and "ö", a sound that mostly resembles how you would say the "u" in "hurry". Without ¨, the "o" sounds like "o" in "over".
Enough of me spamming this tread.

 

[Teemu]

I remember some bloke in the Paxton banging on all game about how useless 'Barry Kane' was. Although in his defence this is before he became the living legend he is today,

 

[Lighty64]

Hertford locals write or say 'I brought' instead of 'I bought'

that must explain why my spelling and punctuation as gone down ill since I became a cabbie in old artford

 

[tiger666]

Friedel.

Not Friedal.

Steptoe

 

[Lighty64]

3 things irritate me on forums

text talk
chav talk
and 15 lined paragraphs