Adopt a player..

[RickyVilla]

Nobody has picked Ben Davies yet? You heartless bastards! I'll take him, then.

That's because he is shit

 

[chinaman]

He is like the Pelé of the world of CBs.

That is Ginger Pele?

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

That is Ginger Pele?

Jan SuperMan-Pelé

That's because he is shit

If Davies could actually play football, Vertonghen wouldn't be as frustrated when on the pitch at the same time.

 

[Kingellesar]

I'll adopt Kane, I've already had loads of abuse from Liverpool and Arsenal fans this season telling me Kane is a one season wonder.

Idiots.

 

[NeverRed]

As I called it before he'd even played there for Spurs, I'm going to adopt Eric Dier as my little DM legend - I don't think I'll have much falsified defending of him to do so that's another good reason.

 

[Anurag Jo]

Mike Green.

 

[dk-yid]

Bentaleb
Great idea with this thread.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

That's because he is shit

Come on @Ribble its your job to defend him, man! Get with the program!

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

I love them all - can I take them all home? Please!!!

Its tough picking just 1. I am probably Dier's biggest backed at CM, so I'll back him even if I don't adopt him. I am a big fan of Alli, and what he has shown in a short period of time - his adoptive parents will be proud.

I really like what Toby has brought to the defense, and I feel like Walker may be the mutt who sits in the window but who would make a great pet.

But, the one player I am most looking forward to, and will adopt is Son. He will be like the Son I never had. I've got his back through all his growing pains.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Disgraceful that no more than two users are adopting our defensive rock and best CB – Vertonghen.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Disgraceful that no more than two users are supporting our defensive rock and best CB – Vertonghen.

I'd see that as a compliment to him. People don't feel he'll need defending

 

[wiggo24]

Dier for me too please.

Great idea imo.

 

[dk-yid]

I'd see that as a compliment to him. People don't feel he'll need defending

Yet only one person has adopted Kyle Walker....

 

[Flynn]

Trippier shits on the lot of you.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Yet only one person has adopted Kyle Walker....

I know I also clocked that after is posted & checked the rest! Lol!

 

[Francis Gibbs]

@TaoistMonkey happy to take Alli, although I think come Jan he won't need much defending

 

[Japhet]

Fazio for me. Anyone got a Kevlar jacket I can borrow?

 

[Ribble]

That's because he is shit

You're just jealous of his strong jaw and Welsh accent.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Trippier shits on the lot of you.

That's what I'm afraid of.

 

[NeverRed]

Can I change to Eric Lamela? - It's just going to be more fun and challenging. Pretty please.

Edit: Scrap that as everyone is on it already. I'll happily take on Andros or the lengend that is Tommy effin Carroll...