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SugarRay

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We've been fairly mediocre this season, even ( nonsense ) talk about Poch getting the boot at times!
West Ham enjoying their best league campaign for 30 years, playing "great" stuff, scoring lots of goals, things looking good for them etc

Jan 1st and we are above them!

We will finish at least 8/9 points ahead of them.
 
riggi

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I woke up in a cold sweat last night from a dream where they beat us at home again.
 
Nine while nine

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After the Adebayor deal fell through, David Gold tweeted...

David GoldVerified account ‏@davidgold 7h7 hours ago
however no matter how hard you tried there are people out their that you just can't do business with. dg

Say what you like about Daniel Levy, he knows how to wind up West Ham.

And say what you like about David Gold, he did at least spell 'there' right once.... :asshat:
 
Col_M

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Colonel_Klinck said:
Spammers could be thrown out of the FA Cup for playing Sakho when they said he was too injured to fly to ACN :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...launch-probe-into-Diafro-Sakho-selection.html
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Thing is its not much of a deterrent hit them and him in the pocket AND dock the club points. They need to set an example and stop other clubs doing it.

Players would soon do their duty and if they are genuinely injured then the national coaching staff will see that and not play them.
 
DuDe

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If you fancy a good laugh on this icy, freezing day, you'll really enjoy KUMB.

Exhibits A & B:

Re: January 2015 Transfer Window - News & Rumours
by hammer1975 on Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:58 pm

What kind of tin pot club tweets not to go to bed so close to the deadline then ten minutes later says that 8 deals have collapsed over the last two hours......
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I love you west ham - don't ever change

Ps...the Tottenham stuff was so predictable, wouldn't surprise me if we were so excited at the possibility of Adebayor that we prioritised over other players and ended up with none of the 8 deals concluding...Daniel. Levy - job done....w****r
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Re: January 2015 Transfer Window - News & Rumours
by Jamesy on Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:56 am

I do not get how 8 deals fell through! Is Trigger our chief negotiator?
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EDIT: Props to @Lilbaz who made us aware last night of the fun to be had on KUMB. :) (y)

:)
 
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GMI

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Message to Daniel Levy: Please never use Twitter to engage with your clubs fanbase. We are all grown ups. Your dignified silence is welcomed as always. Keep up the good work etc...
 
GMI

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Nine while nine said:
After the Adebayor deal fell through, David Gold tweeted...

David GoldVerified account ‏@davidgold 7h7 hours ago
however no matter how hard you tried there are people out their that you just can't do business with. dg

Say what you like about Daniel Levy, he knows how to wind up West Ham.

And say what you like about David Gold, he did at least spell 'there' right once.... :asshat:
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You would of thought that he was aware of or beloved Chairman's reputation and not spouted off via twitter.
 
Flynn

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Nine while nine said:
After the Adebayor deal fell through, David Gold tweeted...

David GoldVerified account ‏@davidgold 7h7 hours ago
however no matter how hard you tried there are people out their that you just can't do business with. dg

Say what you like about Daniel Levy, he knows how to wind up West Ham.

And say what you like about David Gold, he did at least spell 'there' right once.... :asshat:
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You'd think a man with his own "media empire" would know the difference between their and there.
 
Coyboy

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Flynn said:
You'd think a man with his own "media empire" would know the difference between their and there.
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That empire being porn mags whose average 'readers' aren't going to care or know the difference.

But yes, what an embarrassment to humanity.
 
spursfan77

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Having your club's chairman tweeting on Twitter is pretty village but allowing your son to talk about club matters on there is just unbelievably unprofessional. West Ham fans must think it's terrible.......if they could work a computer of course!
 
BehindEnemyLines

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Re: January 2015 Transfer Window - News & Rumours
by Dyer's Leg on Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:10 am
I would imagine it went some thing like this:

5:00 PM

Mr Levy Sir, I have a call for you. You're never going to guess who it is..."

DL: "Ok, put them through"

DS: "Daniel, Hi, it's Dave. How's things? That stadium malarkey and reporting you and your investigators to the police. Yeah, sorry about that. I hope you can understand'

DL: "What do you want?"

DS: "Erm, well, you know you don't want Adabeyor? I will take him off of your hands"

DL Rubs hands together with glee

DL: "On what terms?"

DS: "We will take him off you if you pay all of his wages, and I will tell Karren to stop saying horrible things about you in her Sun column."

DL spits out his coffee, and places one hand over the mouth piece. In the direction of his PA he mouths 'Is this c*nt for real?'

DL: "So you want us to loan us a player with an almost 1 in 2 goal record, that is on 100 big ones a week for nothing?"

DS: "Yeah, what's the problem with that?"

DL face palms and checks his watch to see if it's time for Home & Away yet

DL: "Sure Dave, I can't see a problem with that"

Little DS does a jig around the West Ham boardroom.

DL: "I will send him to the ground now so you can sort things out - I will give you a bell later to see how you're getting on."

DL Sniggers and puts the phone down

9:00 PM

"Mr Levy, it's that funny little man on the telephone for you again"

DL: "Hello"

DS: "Daniel, it's Dave again. We've got your man here and he wants to sign."

DL: "Bwahahahahahahaha. You soppy little sh*te, did you honestly think we would let you have him and we pay for it? Really? Bwhahahahahaha"

DS: "But, but....you said yes, and we've blown out everyone else now"

DL: "I've got to go Dave, I've just pissed myself and given myself a hernia through laughing so much"


........I so hope that's how it played out! :ROFLMAO:
 
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