- Jan 6, 2013
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So while watching Eriksen play incredibly well YET AGAIN yesterday, it occurred to me that actually, he was BACK-UP to Willian (FACT).
So I thought that I'd compare the two this season for their respective clubs (I could only find stats for Europe and PL)
Eriksen: 9 Goals, 8 Assists
Willian: 3 goals, 3 Assists
So, Willian, who is in a better team that scores tons of more goals than us and is surrounded by better players has managed 6 less goals and 5 less assists.
Let's remind ourselves again. We could have signed Willian for £30 million but because he, Mourinho, Abramovich and Chelsea are massive ****s, we ended up with Eriksen for £11.5million.
WOW! Thank FUCK for that. We've signed a better player for much less money and with the potential to be lightyears ahead than Willian when he turns 25 (Willian's age)
So, thank you Chelsea, for taking Willian instead of us. We will be truly grateful when he turns into a world-class player for us in the next few years (and sell him to Madrid for £100million and buy 13 new players in Sherwood's second reign)
Can anyone truly say that they are still angry that Chelsea bought Willian and we "only" got Eriksen?
BULLET. DODGED.
So I thought that I'd compare the two this season for their respective clubs (I could only find stats for Europe and PL)
Eriksen: 9 Goals, 8 Assists
Willian: 3 goals, 3 Assists
So, Willian, who is in a better team that scores tons of more goals than us and is surrounded by better players has managed 6 less goals and 5 less assists.
Let's remind ourselves again. We could have signed Willian for £30 million but because he, Mourinho, Abramovich and Chelsea are massive ****s, we ended up with Eriksen for £11.5million.
WOW! Thank FUCK for that. We've signed a better player for much less money and with the potential to be lightyears ahead than Willian when he turns 25 (Willian's age)
So, thank you Chelsea, for taking Willian instead of us. We will be truly grateful when he turns into a world-class player for us in the next few years (and sell him to Madrid for £100million and buy 13 new players in Sherwood's second reign)
Can anyone truly say that they are still angry that Chelsea bought Willian and we "only" got Eriksen?
BULLET. DODGED.