Zaha

[tony0379]

Just heard the reason Zaha hasn't been getting picked for United, is that he got caught in bed with Moyse's daughter.

 

[Col_M]

I do not believe that for 1 second.

 

[riggi]

hahahahahahahahahha

 

[OmarsComing]

@wilfriedzaha Silly rumours #childish
12:50pm - 1 Oct 13

 

[absolute bobbins]

@wilfriedzaha Silly rumours #childish
12:50pm - 1 Oct 13

It's true then

Don't blame him either

 

[kursaal]

At least one Moyes fancies him then.

 

[tony_parkes]

It's true then

Don't blame him either

Look at those eye brows, she's ginger pubes jr.

I hope she trims her quim.

 

[absolute bobbins]

Look at those eye brows, she's ginger pubes jr.

I hope she trims her quim.

Teenage millionheiress? Bound to

 

[UncleBuck]

hmmm, if you had a daughter like that and any bloke went near her you'd probably bust his legs.....
Probably not the best option for Moyes though. Has anyone actually seen him though recently? Maybe he has...

 

[hughy]

I wonder if she'll be as wrinkly as him in her 40's.

 

[CornerPinDreamer]

Just heard the reason Zaha hasn't been getting picked for United, is that he got caught in bed with Moyse's daughter.

next you'll be saying he is moving to Cardiff to join Caulker

 

[nferno]

She'd get it to be fair*, nicely done Wilf!

*irrespective of that nose. I thought every rich bitch gets a nose job?

 

[Misfit]

He's not playing because it was as clear as day to anyone with a modicum of awareness that Zaha was nowhere near ready for a move to Yanited.

He could be married and have 3 children with Moyes' daughter and that wouldn't change things.

Most likely yet another promising young player who moves for big money way too soon and stagnates before moving on and resurfacing to have a decent career with another prem club in about 5 or 6 yrs but the hype is gone and those hugely valuable formative yrs, when playing regularly could have seen that potential realised, wasted. Massive wages, squandered opportunities.

 

[absolute bobbins]

He's not playing because it was as clear as day to anyone with a modicum of awareness that Zaha was nowhere near ready for a move to Yanited.

He could be married and have 3 children with Moyes' daughter and that wouldn't change things.

Most likely yet another promising young player who moves for big money way too soon and stagnates before moving on and resurfacing to have a decent career with another prem club in about 5 or 6 yrs but the hype is gone and those hugely valuable formative yrs, when playing regularly could have seen that potential realised, wasted. Massive wages, squandered opportunities.

Could be worse, we could have signed him

 

[Misfit]

Could be worse, we could have signed him

So far, Moses is about the only one who has done anything of note. Our own punt, Bostock, went ****ybooby almost immediately. Maybe Zaha improves rapidly and this time next yr we'll be seeing an exciting young winger forcing himself into the starting XI(ooh er!).

Just got a whiff of the Scott Sinclair's about it though. He was exciting as hell at times last season but stupidly raw. Not seeing reserve or yoof football doing much for him tbh. If he's not starting, he's just wasting.

 

[agrdavidsfan]

How old is she looks young?

 

[Tottenham_God]

Looks like she would take a good dicking

 

[Misfit]

You are Lord Byron and I claim my £5.

 

[Donki]

hmmm, if you had a daughter like that and any bloke went near her you'd probably bust his legs.....
Probably not the best option for Moyes though. Has anyone actually seen him though recently? Maybe he has...

Lol so if you had an ugly daughter he would have ur blessing? That's a little harsh .

 

[dspursusa]

So far, Moses is about the only one who has done anything of note. Our own punt, Bostock, went ****ybooby almost immediately.

This is a true story -

Just before we signed Bostock my dad (he is a football coach) was watching a Palace reserves game with Ian Dowie chatting about Moses and Bostock and Dowie said Moses had talent but would never make as he was to selfish and couldn't make good footballing decisions. Where as Bostock had more talent and was the opposite.

So I was chuffed when we signed Bostock obviously.

Moral of this story - dont listen to Ian Dowie.