Yaya Toure £1/week

[newbie]

There is no way we are signing Yaya his to lazy and his a pain in the arse.

 

[Dougal]

There is no way we are signing Yaya his to lazy and his a pain in the arse.

The wife said the same about me but she still married me.

 

[Japhet]

I would 1000% prefer to keep Sissoko than have anything to do with Toure. He's the complete antithesis of what we are about.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Fuck this guy

 

[wirE]

Supposedly agreed a 250k per deal week, so that rules us out completely.

£250k a week? What the actual fuck? Not even Arsenal or Chelsea in their right mind would pay that amount for a 35 yrs old

 

[cider spurs]

£1.00

Get a shopping trolley for that.

Useful and no cake required.

 

[Dougal]

£1.00

Get a shopping trolley for that.

Useful and no cake required.

They don’t take the new pounds coins so are now free. I bet Yaya is the type who would insist on new pound coins. Troublemaker.

 

[montylynch]

West Ham please....250k a week, brilliant.

 

[DJS]

I was intrigued when he said London club.

On sensible wages I’d take, but not on 250k per week.

 

[Dougal]

Top London Clubs:
Tottenham, Chelsea, Arsenal

Middling:
Fulham, Palace (ruled out), Watford (Hertfordshire dammit!)

Pikeys:
West Ham (ruled out)


I think it’s Chelsea or Fulham.

 

[TheWallYid]

West Ham please....250k a week, brilliant.

Agent has dismissed both West ham and Palace. IMO he's off to Arsenal who have a Toure connection already. If he came to us doubt he'd get anywhere near 90k let alone 250k and think we are over bulked on foreign players unless sissoko and GKN are off imminently. He would, however, add some experience and potentially could do a sub role for when Dembele cramps us towards the ends of games.

 

[Dougal]

Football.london Gooner correspondent has flatly denied it’s Arsenal. Why he is that confident with what Emery would do is anybody’s guess.

 

[stonebrow]

Where are the reports it’s £250k a week?

 

[TheWallYid]

Football.london Gooner correspondent has flatly denied it’s Arsenal. Why he is that confident with what Emery would do is anybody’s guess.

So it could be us as the agent included he is going to champions is this a thinly veiled reference to joining a team in the CL. The only London club in the CL is....

 

[Dougal]

He’s passed a medical in London. But that doesn’t 100% mean a London club. We only know it’s not Palace or West Ham.

I’m now guessing he’s joining Talksport.

 

[WalkerboyUK]

He’s passed a medical in London. But that doesn’t 100% mean a London club. We only know it’s not Palace or West Ham.

I’m now guessing he’s joining Talksport.

One suggestion this morning as that it's Olympiakos, who are one of his former clubs. They're over here for the Europa game against Burnley.

 

[Dougal]

Yeah, I’m guessing there’s a twist to it. It’s not really a move that makes sense anywhere.

 

[thecook]

There is no way we are signing Yaya his to lazy and his a pain in the arse.

and he must be about 45 years old

 

[Lilbaz]

One suggestion this morning as that it's Olympiakos, who are one of his former clubs. They're over here for the Europa game against Burnley.

Would they be able to do a medical over here though? Bit short notice to arrange something.

 

[Lilbaz]

So the Sky Sports report says he's prepared to cancel his contract or repay half the wages if he is shit or doesn't perform...kind of depends on what those wages are.

I did like his agents tweet though..."100% not West Ham. Yaya is a champion so that isn't the club for him"

I fear he'd come with a bit of an ego so it's a no from me, although I would like to sing the Yaya, Yaya yaya, yaya yaya, there no limits song

Who decides if he is shit though? If it's him he might just say he played brilliantly. All bollocks anyway.