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THFCSPURS19

The Speaker of the Transfer Rumours Forum
Jan 6, 2013
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Why the FUCK aren't we making this happen? Mou wants him, he wants to come, he's La Liga proven, would probably hit the ground running...and even if not-- even if he turned out to be absolutely fucking awful so what?!? We'd sell him back to Spain and take a 15 mil hit...yeah, and?!?!? At least we would've tried! At least we would've taken a relatively low money risk. And that's WORST CASE SCENARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's where the guy comes to Tottenham and is Roberto Soldado MK II-level-awful-- which I don't see happening at all. And in that case-- IF that were to happen: who gives a fuck? So we flushed 15 million or so Quid down the Goddamn toilet-- so WHAT?!? We are among the most profitable clubs on the planet(!!!!!!)-- we have ZERO Strikers on our team for the entire second half of our season, at a time where we somehow someway happen to be sitting two measly fucking games out of top-4 and- with Harry Kane gone until probably next year- are dropping points left, right and center because we have a Grand Canyon-sized hole in the middle of our attack, one which could likely at least somewhat be plugged by THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF it all went tits up and he ended up being the suckiest Forward since Janssen: SO WHAT?!?!?!?????? So we took a relatively small gamble and lost-- who the fuck cares??????!!??!?

And that's assuming it didn't work!!!!! What if-- as is far more likely-- an experienced, hungry, clearly talented pro came into our squad and did a solid job in the middle, occupying space and allowing the attacking players more freedom to roam and score?!? Literally-- WJ wouldn't even have to bag a ton of goals; rather, he would just need to be able to be tough, solid and creative-- hardly an impossibility for the guy in my eyes! We don't need a savior-- we need a cog-- and Mourinho wanted this guy to attempt to be that cog so why on earth didn't we just DO IT?!?!?

Sorry for the rant but seeing this guy's sorrowful video made my head explode. He just reeks of "player" to me. He has that fire in his eyes, he would be around a multitude of Latin (Spanish speaking) teammates, it would be exciting for us all...

I'm sorry but to my mind there is no-- and I mean ZERO-- reason why Willian Jose shouldn't be in the starting lineup on Wednesday night under the lights before an adoring crowd at our beautiful new stadium. THIS ONE WAS DOABLE AND SHOULD'VE BEEN DONE. The money was/is negligible considering the bind we're in. I cannot fucking believe what a shit joke club we are.

I couldn't care less that we got a CM and a Winger in: WE HAVE ZERO STRIKERS.

ZERO.

What other team in Premier League history can say this? Why do we do this? How on earth can we do some things so well and others so poorly that it's almost laughable? What top-ish team in Europe has zero Strikers?

Something is seriously off with Tottenham.
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McFlash

In the corner, eating crayons.
Oct 19, 2005
12,740
45,362
Why the FUCK aren't we making this happen? Mou wants him, he wants to come, he's La Liga proven, would probably hit the ground running...and even if not-- even if he turned out to be absolutely fucking awful so what?!? We'd sell him back to Spain and take a 15 mil hit...yeah, and?!?!? At least we would've tried! At least we would've taken a relatively low money risk. And that's WORST CASE SCENARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's where the guy comes to Tottenham and is Roberto Soldado MK II-level-awful-- which I don't see happening at all. And in that case-- IF that were to happen: who gives a fuck? So we flushed 15 million or so Quid down the Goddamn toilet-- so WHAT?!? We are among the most profitable clubs on the planet(!!!!!!)-- we have ZERO Strikers on our team for the entire second half of our season, at a time where we somehow someway happen to be sitting two measly fucking games out of top-4 and- with Harry Kane gone until probably next year- are dropping points left, right and center because we have a Grand Canyon-sized hole in the middle of our attack, one which could likely at least somewhat be plugged by THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF it all went tits up and he ended up being the suckiest Forward since Janssen: SO WHAT?!?!?!?????? So we took a relatively small gamble and lost-- who the fuck cares??????!!??!?

And that's assuming it didn't work!!!!! What if-- as is far more likely-- an experienced, hungry, clearly talented pro came into our squad and did a solid job in the middle, occupying space and allowing the attacking players more freedom to roam and score?!? Literally-- WJ wouldn't even have to bag a ton of goals; rather, he would just need to be able to be tough, solid and creative-- hardly an impossibility for the guy in my eyes! We don't need a savior-- we need a cog-- and Mourinho wanted this guy to attempt to be that cog so why on earth didn't we just DO IT?!?!?

Sorry for the rant but seeing this guy's sorrowful video made my head explode. He just reeks of "player" to me. He has that fire in his eyes, would be around a plethora of Latin (Spanish speaking) teammates (so likely a lot less "He needs time to adapt"-type nonsense), would in all likelihood LOVE it here, his addition would be exciting for us all...I mean, I just...I can't...I don't...FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry but to my mind there is no-- and I mean ZERO-- reason why Willian Jose shouldn't be in the starting lineup on Wednesday night under the lights before an adoring crowd at our beautiful new stadium against Southampton. THIS ONE WAS DOABLE AND SHOULD'VE BEEN DONE. The money was/is negligible considering the bind we're in. I cannot fucking believe IN SOME WAYS what a shit joke club we are.

I couldn't care less that we got a CM and a Winger in: WE HAVE ZERO STRIKERS.

ZERO.

What other team in Premier League history can say this? Why do we do this? How on earth can we do some things so well and others so poorly that it's almost laughable? What top-ish team in Europe has zero Strikers?

Something is seriously off with Tottenham. Unbelievable.
Nice meltdown bruh.
:sneaky: :whistle:
 

wrd

Well-Known Member
Aug 22, 2014
13,603
58,005
Genuine question, has there been an answer for why this deal didn’t happen?
 

Yid-ol

Just-outside Edinburgh
Jan 16, 2006
31,097
19,275
Genuine question, has there been an answer for why this deal didn’t happen?

They want an obligation for us to buy after the loan, and we don't want that, this is what I remember seeing as the main issue.
 

Donki

Has a "Massive Member" Member
May 14, 2007
14,451
18,966
Genuine question, has there been an answer for why this deal didn’t happen?

His club have publicity announced they don’t want to sell.... no I presume they don’t wanna sell.
 

tiger666

Large Member
Jan 4, 2005
27,978
82,214
Why the FUCK aren't we making this happen? Mou wants him, he wants to come, he's La Liga proven, would probably hit the ground running...and even if not-- even if he turned out to be absolutely fucking awful so what?!? We'd sell him back to Spain and take a 15 mil hit...yeah, and?!?!? At least we would've tried! At least we would've taken a relatively low money risk. And that's WORST CASE SCENARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's where the guy comes to Tottenham and is Roberto Soldado MK II-level-awful-- which I don't see happening at all. And in that case-- IF that were to happen: who gives a fuck? So we flushed 15 million or so Quid down the Goddamn toilet-- so WHAT?!? We are among the most profitable clubs on the planet(!!!!!!)-- we have ZERO Strikers on our team for the entire second half of our season, at a time where we somehow someway happen to be sitting two measly fucking games out of top-4 and- with Harry Kane gone until probably next year- are dropping points left, right and center because we have a Grand Canyon-sized hole in the middle of our attack, one which could likely at least somewhat be plugged by THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF it all went tits up and he ended up being the suckiest Forward since Janssen: SO WHAT?!?!?!?????? So we took a relatively small gamble and lost-- who the fuck cares??????!!??!?

And that's assuming it didn't work!!!!! What if-- as is far more likely-- an experienced, hungry, clearly talented pro came into our squad and did a solid job in the middle, occupying space and allowing the attacking players more freedom to roam and score?!? Literally-- WJ wouldn't even have to bag a ton of goals; rather, he would just need to be able to be tough, solid and creative-- hardly an impossibility for the guy in my eyes! We don't need a savior-- we need a cog-- and Mourinho wanted this guy to attempt to be that cog so why on earth didn't we just DO IT?!?!?

Sorry for the rant but seeing this guy's sorrowful video made my head explode. He just reeks of "player" to me. He has that fire in his eyes, would be around a plethora of Latin (Spanish speaking) teammates (so likely a lot less "He needs time to adapt"-type nonsense), would in all likelihood LOVE it here, his addition would be exciting for us all...I mean, I just...I can't...I don't...FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry but to my mind there is no-- and I mean ZERO-- reason why Willian Jose shouldn't be in the starting lineup on Wednesday night under the lights before an adoring crowd at our beautiful new stadium against Southampton. THIS ONE WAS DOABLE AND SHOULD'VE BEEN DONE. The money was/is negligible considering the bind we're in. I cannot fucking believe IN SOME WAYS what a shit joke club we are.

I couldn't care less that we got a CM and a Winger in: WE HAVE ZERO STRIKERS.

ZERO.

What other team in Premier League history can say this? Why do we do this? How on earth can we do some things so well and others so poorly that it's almost laughable? What top-ish team in Europe has zero Strikers?

Something is seriously off with Tottenham. Unbelievable.

The absolute fucking state of you.
 

ilikeost

Well-Known Member
Jul 17, 2012
5,382
12,072
Why the FUCK aren't we making this happen? Mou wants him, he wants to come, he's La Liga proven, would probably hit the ground running...and even if not-- even if he turned out to be absolutely fucking awful so what?!? We'd sell him back to Spain and take a 15 mil hit...yeah, and?!?!? At least we would've tried! At least we would've taken a relatively low money risk. And that's WORST CASE SCENARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's where the guy comes to Tottenham and is Roberto Soldado MK II-level-awful-- which I don't see happening at all. And in that case-- IF that were to happen: who gives a fuck? So we flushed 15 million or so Quid down the Goddamn toilet-- so WHAT?!? We are among the most profitable clubs on the planet(!!!!!!)-- we have ZERO Strikers on our team for the entire second half of our season, at a time where we somehow someway happen to be sitting two measly fucking games out of top-4 and- with Harry Kane gone until probably next year- are dropping points left, right and center because we have a Grand Canyon-sized hole in the middle of our attack, one which could likely at least somewhat be plugged by THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF it all went tits up and he ended up being the suckiest Forward since Janssen: SO WHAT?!?!?!?????? So we took a relatively small gamble and lost-- who the fuck cares??????!!??!?

And that's assuming it didn't work!!!!! What if-- as is far more likely-- an experienced, hungry, clearly talented pro came into our squad and did a solid job in the middle, occupying space and allowing the attacking players more freedom to roam and score?!? Literally-- WJ wouldn't even have to bag a ton of goals; rather, he would just need to be able to be tough, solid and creative-- hardly an impossibility for the guy in my eyes! We don't need a savior-- we need a cog-- and Mourinho wanted this guy to attempt to be that cog so why on earth didn't we just DO IT?!?!?

Sorry for the rant but seeing this guy's sorrowful video made my head explode. He just reeks of "player" to me. He has that fire in his eyes, would be around a plethora of Latin (Spanish speaking) teammates (so likely a lot less "He needs time to adapt"-type nonsense), would in all likelihood LOVE it here, his addition would be exciting for us all...I mean, I just...I can't...I don't...FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry but to my mind there is no-- and I mean ZERO-- reason why Willian Jose shouldn't be in the starting lineup on Wednesday night under the lights before an adoring crowd at our beautiful new stadium against Southampton. THIS ONE WAS DOABLE AND SHOULD'VE BEEN DONE. The money was/is negligible considering the bind we're in. I cannot fucking believe IN SOME WAYS what a shit joke club we are.

I couldn't care less that we got a CM and a Winger in: WE HAVE ZERO STRIKERS.

ZERO.

What other team in Premier League history can say this? Why do we do this? How on earth can we do some things so well and others so poorly that it's almost laughable? What top-ish team in Europe has zero Strikers?

Something is seriously off with Tottenham. Unbelievable.
#meltdown
 
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