What's Crouch up to?

[wizgell]

I follow Chris Kamara on Twitter and he has been recording a basketball match for Soccer AM against the Harlem Globetrotters. Apparently Crouchy was supposed to be involved but pulled out last minute due to something more important. Even Kammy has been fishing to find out what is was? Any ideas?

 

[spursgirls]

Yes, the birth of his baby son!

Edit: According to various tweets.

Edit again........twitter was wrong, it's a girl!

 

[hughy]

Playing against the Harlem Globetrotters > Watching a baby being pushed out. Any day.

 

[jonathanhotspur]

Playing against the Harlem Globetrotters > Watching a baby being pushed out. Any day.

This is Abbey Clancy's fanny we're talking about. Are you sure?

 

[fridgemagnet]

I've always wanted to see a giraffe being born, i do hope he filmed it...

 

[Kendall]

I think seeing Clancey's fanny get mutilated by a baby would be shocking and upsetting.

 

[jonathanhotspur]

I think seeing Clancey's fanny get mutilated by a baby would be shocking and upsetting.

I'd smear the afterbirth all over my face. Yum yum.

 

[Aaron140]

I'd smear the afterbirth all over my face. Yum yum.

I feel slightly sick.. :rofl:

 

[Midostouch]

How to see a thread degenerate in six posts!

If true - congrats Peter and Abbey.

But it could have been his grandmother's funeral.

 

[Huddlestone22]

The secret it:

He's a pornstar.

 

[antlesh]

man wish I never started reading this thread whilst eating my lunch... however she is bang tidy!!