What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 19/20

[WalkerboyUK]

On a train full of City and Liverpool fans at moment. Just after we got on, one City fan tried to crack a joke about our kick off time, having dig at the CL final. He got the punchline completely wrong... I pointed it out, he hasn’t uttered a word since.

 

[Nine while nine]

Villa up next.

And they're so excited they started their match thread back in June.

Which is sweet.

Anyway, this post caught my eye.

"Oooohhhh look at us. We've got an amazing new stadium and one of the best managers in the game at the moment. Oh and we got to the Champions League final while simultaneously securing champions league football for next season. By the way we also play really attractive football and have a promising young squad full of England Internationals" - Pathetic. We'll win this 4-0. Next.

It's the standard approach of using sarcasm and low-level humour to deflect from one's own inadequacies - - although I did like the 'oooohhhh' bit at the start. Took me right back...

 

[shelfmonkey]

Complete with acorn penis.

A corn penis?! The ladies would love that!

 

[dontcallme]

A corn penis?! The ladies would love that!

@Cornpattbuck can you confirm?

 

[CowInAComa]

Villa up next.

And they're so excited they started their match thread back in June.

Which is sweet.

Anyway, this post caught my eye.

"Oooohhhh look at us. We've got an amazing new stadium and one of the best managers in the game at the moment. Oh and we got to the Champions League final while simultaneously securing champions league football for next season. By the way we also play really attractive football and have a promising young squad full of England Internationals" - Pathetic. We'll win this 4-0. Next.

It's the standard approach of using sarcasm and low-level humour to deflect from one's own inadequacies - - although I did like the 'oooohhhh' bit at the start. Took me right back...

Pretty certain he is just make a little joke whilst actually hugely complementing us.

 

[F_AN2CE]

I just got 14-1 with Will Hill. Couldn’t resist.
i think villa could cost me a lot of money this season.

I'd take a draw. Will be interesting to see how we compare to a title contender.

If we compete and keep the deficit below three goals I'll be happy with that and we move on to Bournemouth.

Son is out for this game.
Great news for us. Fantastic footballer.

They seem pretty realistic. The majority hopes for a "newly promoted surprise" but regard 1 point as more than a victory.

 

[Shadydan]

They called us a title contender

 

[yankspurs]

They called us a title contender

Im very flattered.

 

[yankspurs]

They seem pretty realistic. The majority hopes for a "newly promoted surprise" but regard 1 point as more than a victory.

3 goal margin? Where do they expect us to get 3 or more goals from, aLucas hat trick? They certainly cant be referring to Lamela. Maybe they just havent watched Kane in August.

 

[Locotoro]

A corn penis?! The ladies would love that!

in other words "corn on the Knob"

 

[TC18]

Villa up next.

And they're so excited they started their match thread back in June.

Which is sweet.

Anyway, this post caught my eye.

"Oooohhhh look at us. We've got an amazing new stadium and one of the best managers in the game at the moment. Oh and we got to the Champions League final while simultaneously securing champions league football for next season. By the way we also play really attractive football and have a promising young squad full of England Internationals" - Pathetic. We'll win this 4-0. Next.

It's the standard approach of using sarcasm and low-level humour to deflect from one's own inadequacies - - although I did like the 'oooohhhh' bit at the start. Took me right back...

he’s ripping off David Brent with the ‘ooooohh, pathetic and next’. Looks more like a compliment

 

[Dundalk_Spur]

in other words "corn on the Knob"

One of the drawbacks of anal....

 

[HildoSpur]

If anybody is feeling a bit down today I suggest a quick trip into redcafe. They are perhaps even more suicidal than some of the muppets here when all looked lost a day ago.

 

[dontcallme]

Not about us but made me smile. BBC asking fans what they would spend their transfer money on:

“As a Chelsea fan, I suppose i'd find the best high interest savings account that could hold 140 mill.”

 

[Shadydan]

Some really good potential for some salty tears in here after 5pm today

 

[E17yid]

Some really good potential for some salty tears in here after 5pm today

I’m welling up just thinking about it.

 

[Shadydan]

Like this one for example from a confused Manc

I don't really get it.​

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If we didn't sign him because he didn't really want to play in the PL, why does he suddenly want to play in the PL now?​

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If we didn't sign him 'cos he wants a crazy wage, how on earth are Spurs affording said crazy wage with their tight wage structure?​

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If we didn't sign him because the deal is too complex with this image rights shit, how have Spurs managed to sort it out?​

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I don't really get it.​

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I'm gonna hold off for now though, don't want to jinx it.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Like this one for example from a confused Manc

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I'm gonna hold off for now though, don't want to jinx it.

"Like and agree" emoticon required

 

[StanSpur]

Declan Rice on talksport talking about looking forward to playing spurs and NDombele when asked who he’s most looking forward to playing against. Lots of praise for our squad and stadium. Sounds like a good lad.

 

[FibreOpticJesus]

Declan Rice on talksport talking about looking forward to playing spurs and NDombele when asked who he’s most looking forward to playing against. Lots of praise for our squad and stadium. Sounds like a good lad.

Only one of theirs I would have in our squad.