What our opponents' fans are saying about us 18/19

[doctor stefan Freud]

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A Palace friend of mine posted this and said “Nice new toilets.”

Reminds me of a sticker and terrace chant from the early 90s:
We have Carlton Palmer
He plays like he smokes marijuana

 

[chrissivad]

On KUMB

Watching Sky highlights - TV view is too high angled - as if you are up in the gods miles from the pitch
Expectation with that stadium will go through the roof - could work against them with their muggy fans

Complaining the view is too far away from the pitch

 

[andy00900]

On KUMB

Watching Sky highlights - TV view is too high angled - as if you are up in the gods miles from the pitch
Expectation with that stadium will go through the roof - could work against them with their muggy fans

Complaining the view is too far away from the pitch

They are the experts on being too far away from the pitch

 

[absolute bobbins]

On KUMB

Watching Sky highlights - TV view is too high angled - as if you are up in the gods miles from the pitch
Expectation with that stadium will go through the roof - could work against them with their muggy fans

Complaining the view is too far away from the pitch

I’d rather expectations go up with our new stadium than do a West Ham and have expectations lowered because of theirs

 

[olliec]

Least we ain’t got an Olympic running track between us and the pitch like they do, mug!

 

[Gb160]

From Kumb:

I feel like were on a game of Bullseye ..look at what you could have won with the london stadium we got the pots and pans

it's like we were on a game show and of all the expensive stuff in front of us (Rolex, keys to a AMG Merc, a new 6 bedroom house, all expenses paid trip around the world on a luxury liner) all we could remember was "Cuddly Toy..Cuddly Toy"

Any reports yet of fights in "standing" seat areas between Spurs fans? No, me neither.

Anyone wearing other teams shirts spotted strolling around ?

Not sure how Levy does it. Spurs announced a world record operating profit this morning of £157m and still managed to build a £1bn stadium. Their wage bill is below Everton and they’ve already paid a large chunk of stadium off. Any hopes we may have had of years of austerity seem to be misplaced. Unfortunately they will be in a much stronger position when the stadium revenue starts flowing in. Levy is so far ahead of GSB it’s frightening.

Stadium is the business.
Ceremony was as muggy and embarrassing as I’d have expected.

Noisy fat ****

No noise from Spurs all I can hear is Palace.
As I kept saying you could give them the San Siro and it would still be full of those muppets.

can you b*llocks
all you can hear is spurs havent heard palace at all
behave

What a stadium. A Football stadium that is.
I now find myself hating GSB even more, which I did not think was possible.

Makes me fondly reminisce about the scaffolding I walk by en route to my seat in the BML.

Sickening isn't it? And in our rented bowl the owners have spent a few quid on carpet etc on we're already pleading poverty via the clubs mouthpieces.

 

[Danners9]

No. No.

Palace 'Ultras' are flags.

 

[camaj]

From Kumb:I feel like were on a game of Bullseye ..look at what you could have won with the london stadium we got the pots and pans

Beggers can't be choosers, it's not like they could afford £800m+ for a new stadium and somehow picked the Olympic Stadium, they had a chance for a crap stadium that they could rent for peanuts

 

[Marvinspur]

Most of the posts on holmesdale focus on just how boringly defensive Crystal Palace are and how awful Batshuayi is (remember when people wanted him here, dodged a bullet with that one!) But a few mention the stadium. They seem to in general think we were okay but not amazing (a fair assessment) and that they offered fuck all going forward and never even tried to cause us problems in the final 3rd till the last couple of minutes.

This quote pretty much sums up the overall feeling there:

You don't expect to win away to Spurs but it was the nature of the defeat that annoyed me.

We made no effort to attack at all until we were 2-0 down.
Utterly pathetic.

If Townshend could play for ten minutes with a damaged hand then why not ninety?

Batshyui was useless at holding the ball up and should be benched.
We showed too much respect in a game that was effectively a free hit.

Others tried to talk us up

Get a grip. It was men against boys out there, we were completely outplayed the same way they outplayed Liverpool in the second half on Saturday.
Just except the fact they are a lot better than us and played at the top of their game tonight.

But its hard to disagree with this. I think Crystal Palace defended well. But after the first goal they really were pretty pathetic and we were very comfortable indeed

Dont think so they were on cruise control and hardly broke a sweat. Wake upand smell the coffee. We were very poor you have to admit that.

Was looking for people coming back from the game later on and this is all I can find really about the stadium. Also like the name of the merged topic...

This post has been merged from a topic called 'Depressing - Poor - Ambitionless Football' by Midlands Eagle
Sorry but what a bunch of chokers.
We just could not rise to the big occasion.

Almost like we had agreed not to spoil the Spuds big day
Ok also so jealous...
What a venue

 

[worcestersauce]

I saw a Palace fan walking home with a rolled up flag in their colours and wondered if we'd done that, he was obviously keeping his anyway.

 

[BigVic]

On KUMB

Watching Sky highlights - TV view is too high angled - as if you are up in the gods miles from the pitch
Expectation with that stadium will go through the roof - could work against them with their muggy fans

Complaining the view is too far away from the pitch

The tv view isnt great tbf, was hoping it would be lower.

 

[SugarRay]

No. No.

Palace 'Ultras' are flags.

The Palace ‘ultras’ are about as manufactured as you’ll find. Nowhere to be seen when they were in the championship. Plenty of old school Palace fans think they are an embarrassment over there!

Got to admit though, the fvcking songs are annoyingly catchy!

 

[Tottenhamboy85]

The Palace ‘ultras’ are about as manufactured as you’ll find. Nowhere to be seen when they were in the championship. Plenty of old school Palace fans think they are an embarrassment over there!

Got to admit though, the fvcking songs are annoyingly catchy!

Reports mean the person running the account wasn’t even there ?

 

[Seafordian Spurs]

From Kumb:

'behave!'

I love how they perpetuate stereotypes, 'the mugs' ?

 

[Seafordian Spurs]

'Not sure how Levy does it. Spurs announced a world record operating profit this morning of £157m and still managed to build a £1bn stadium. Their wage bill is below Everton and they’ve already paid a large chunk of stadium off. Any hopes we may have had of years of austerity seem to be misplaced. Unfortunately they will be in a much stronger position when the stadium revenue starts flowing in. Levy is so far ahead of GSB it’s frightening.'

That's right, you Cockney plebs! Lord motherfuckin' Levy

 

[Nine while nine]

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A Palace friend of mine posted this and said “Nice new toilets.”

Jeff Schlupp is the answer?

The only thing 'Jeff Schlupp' is the answer to is the question ''Which Premier League footballer has a name like the sound of someone slamming their dick into a trifle, then withdrawing it slowly?'

Allegedly.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Jeff Schlupp is the answer?

The only thing 'Jeff Schlupp' is the answer to is the question ''Which Premier League footballer has a name like the sound of someone slamming their dick into a trifle, then withdrawing it slowly?'

Allegedly.

I believe you’ve just birthed a new verb;

trifled (British: slang)
To copulate methodically and enthusiastically with a jelly, fruit, dairy and sponge based desert.
Example: he was so taken aback by the sensual beckoning thrill of the cream and flake topping that he had to trifle it senselessly.

 

[worcestersauce]

Honestly some people's minds, if our opponents fans read this thread they'd be fucking discustard.

 

[RickyVilla]

Jeff Schlupp is the answer?

The only thing 'Jeff Schlupp' is the answer to is the question ''Which Premier League footballer has a name like the sound of someone slamming their dick into a trifle, then withdrawing it slowly?'

Allegedly.

I believe you’ve just birthed a new verb;

trifled (British: slang)
To copulate methodically and enthusiastically with a jelly, fruit, dairy and sponge based desert.
Example: he was so taken aback by the sensual beckoning thrill of the cream and flake topping that he had to trifle it senselessly.

Honestly some people's minds, if our opponents fans read this thread they'd be fucking discustard.

Gold it FFS

 

[BringBack_leGin]

Honestly some people's minds, if our opponents fans read this thread they'd be fucking discustard.

I reckon they'd want to give us a right beating if they whisked their way through this thread.