Worst commentary ever. Jesus. Last 15 min we were attacking, they were quiet. One Fulham attack, and they're playing beautifully?! Get off Zamora's crotch. Advice to Gomes? Pass it to Crouch earlier. What the hell? Shocking commentary.
i know there's the playing-above-their-station angle which gives the commentators an easy theme for their spiel, but really, why such furious masturbation over fulham and zamora?
average player in playing-slightly-above-average shocker. my word, jeff. look how swollen it's made my cock.
Yeah it's frustration for me really - i cant stand watching £50kpw players have bad touches and weak passes, and its extra frustrating to see our plays being broken down by it.
i've shot thick, syrupy gobs of semen everywhere three times already just from looking at zamora. fabio's pitching a tent pole in the stands. he keeps licking his lips and mouthing 'bobby'.
I don't know why the commentators don't just get it over with at half time and sleep with zamora they clearly want to the amount they are playing with themselves everytime he goes near the ball!
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