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mawspurs

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Tottenham are eyeing up a stunning swoop to sign Borussia Dortmund striker Erling Braut Haaland, just six months after he joined the German side. That's according to reports in Italy. Haaland has been linked with a sensational move away from Dortmund just months after joining.

Source: Daily Express

Six months after he joined Dortmund? I think we have to file this under "Unlikely"
 

Legacy

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I remember reading somewhere that he has a relatively reasonable release clause in his Dortmund contract. Still, his next move will be to one of the super clubs.
 

SpunkyBackpack

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I see the Daily Express have resorted to the random rumour generator again but it's got a bit broken, so it's HAALAND set to sign for TOTTENHAM according to.. er.. ITALY, fuck it that will do, print it.
 

teok

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CantSmileWithoutYou

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Tottenham are eyeing up a stunning swoop to sign Borussia Dortmund striker Erling Braut Haaland, just six months after he joined the German side. That's according to reports in Italy. Haaland has been linked with a sensational move away from Dortmund just months after joining.

Source: Daily Express

Six months after he joined Dortmund? I think we have to file this under "Unlikely"
I'd say that is straight out of Bat Country...But might not be appropriate at this time :cautious:
 
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Donki

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Mino Raiola is his agent he will move around to get him the most money
 

Japhet

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My crystal ball is telling me that we tried but couldn't quite get it done (so we signed Saido Berahino for 250k instead).
 

dirtyh

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appreciate the express keeping our spirits up at times like this. what a crock of absolute shit.
 

WalkerboyUK

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I'm eyeing up a move for Kelly Brook... Fuck all chance of that ever happening, but that's still 10% more of a chance than us signing Haaland.
 

Johnny J

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The reason he chose Dortmund is that it's a great stepping stone to a mega club. Not a stepping stone to a bottomless abyss.
 

Gbspurs

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I remember reading somewhere that he has a relatively reasonable release clause in his Dortmund contract. Still, his next move will be to one of the super clubs.

€60m I believe. Reason number 1 of 1000 why we won't be signing him.
 

double0

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Wow how very poor. Clearly this will not happen even if we sold Kane.
 
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