The Weekend ITK Discussion Thread - The Oddieus the Eunuch Edition 6/7 July 2013

[-Afri-Coy-]

Villa and Paulinho to Spurs and AC can have my left testicle in the post by friday

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

OK, so we've established that we actually do have previous for announcing transfers on a weekend. Seeing as all the conspiracy theorists reckon no annoucement tomorrow because of Wimbledon (Meh.....I covered this toward the very end of yesterdays thread) then we've got nothing to look forward to this weekend. I'd love it, love it, if we did announce though. *Takes of Keegan wig.

 

[greaves]

The 8th is Monday, so it's possible.

Trouble is, there are 12 8ths in a year...

 

[Gbspurs]

Yesterday morning I posted boasting about spending the day at a BBQ with free bar put on by work. Today I'm in work with a ridiculous hangover. C'est la vie!

Hoping for a signing this weekend as gutted to be in work and having to miss Lions/Murray tomorrow so Villa/Paulinho would cheer me up!

 

[Yid-ol]

Can someone go and drag chris out of bed please............

Looks like he was out last night and as its the weekend he isnt going to be up much before 12

 

[strader]

Trouble is, there are 12 8ths in a year...

but not 12 8ths Monday in a year.

its all happening next week, not sure of the order - new kit, 4 signings (paulinho, Villa, 2 Croatian players) bale extension. So get ready.

Remember one thing, i am passing in good faith, nothing more, no hidden agenda other than waiting patiently for my surgery within a few hours, nil by mouth and i actually fancy a bottle of Stella.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

but not 12 8ths Monday in a year.

its all happening next week, not sure of the order - new kit, 4 signings (paulinho, Villa, 2 Croatian players) bale extension. So get ready.

Remember one thing, i am passing in good faith, nothing more, no hidden agenda other than waiting patiently for my surgery within a few hours, nil by mouth and i actually fancy a bottle of Stella.

If that's ITK, then please send details of your source to one of the modulators. If it isn't............Then please say so now.

 

[greaves]

but not 12 8ths Monday in a year.

its all happening next week, not sure of the order - new kit, 4 signings (paulinho, Villa, 2 Croatian players) bale extension. So get ready.

Remember one thing, i am passing in good faith, nothing more, no hidden agenda other than waiting patiently for my surgery within a few hours, nil by mouth and i actually fancy a bottle of Stella.

Good luck.... positive thoughts!

 

[strader]

If that's ITK, then please send details of your source to one of the modulators. If it isn't............Then please say so now.

no itk, but gut feeling.

 

[rawhide]

Have we ever announced a signing at a weekend?

Chris Perry

Verts was on a Sunday.

So was Modders IIRC.

Gus Poyet and Christian Ziege were a Sunday double back in the day!

Sounds like a "Yes"

 

[cunn1ngstunt]

but not 12 8ths Monday in a year.

its all happening next week, not sure of the order - new kit, 4 signings (paulinho, Villa, 2 Croatian players) bale extension. So get ready.

Remember one thing, i am passing in good faith, nothing more, no hidden agenda other than waiting patiently for my surgery within a few hours, nil by mouth and i actually fancy a bottle of Stella.

Well if your passing, then god and Stella are the way to go. You never know though the surgery may work out. Then you'll wake up to find yourself abused by A&C.....

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Remember one thing, i am passing in good faith, nothing more, no hidden agenda

no itk, but gut feeling.

Fair enough, but please be more careful how you phrase things because that REALLY looks like you are passing on something you heard. What you are saying is your opinion, not fact or ITK, so it would be helpful if you actually said so, you could for example add (IMO) 'In My Opinion' or something which would remove any doubt or cause for confusion.

Having got that out of the way, i'm sure the rest of these yokels will join me in wishing you all the best for your upcoming surgery

Being well endowed myself, i've never had to have an extension procedure, but our thoughts are with you

 

[Mister Jez]

Chris Perry

That's a bit rash.....

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

There was another guy going into hospital for some sort of op or another, buggered if I can remember his name. I think he mentioned it last week. If you're reading this, I hope it's all gone well

 

[Sum Monsterism]

OK, so we've established that we actually do have previous for announcing transfers on a weekend. Seeing as all the conspiracy theorists reckon no annoucement tomorrow because of Wimbledon (Meh.....I covered this toward the very end of yesterdays thread) then we've got nothing to look forward to this weekend. I'd love it, love it, if we did announce though. *Takes off Keegan wig.

it's not a wig if you wear it "down there"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

 

[Mister Jez]

I think wishkah had something to share last night. He was looking for mods to verify. On other itk didn't greyfox say he was off on holidays and he was told 2 players would be announced by the 8th. Well Paulinho should be confirmed by then.

Grey Fox said he was expecting 2 by then.......

 

[GetSpurredOn]

Well if your passing, then god and Stella are the way to go. You never know though the surgery may work out. Then you'll wake up to find yourself abused by A&C.....

Maybe the surgery is a repair job after he was previously abused by A&C...

 

[SamR]

I'm not that worried about no announcements this weekend - unless DL bounces his cheque for Paul then it will happen. I'm excited about all the other gossip too. It's great to be linked to so many top players whilst actually feeling like we might have a chance with them. It's actually amazing how far the club has progressed on and off the pitch in the last 10 years!

 

[Shadydan]

I recall the Modric news - was absolutely beautiful, remember waking up at 10 on a Saturday and I got a text from my Gooner friend saying that we signed "the little rat who destroyed England, luck bastards"

 

[Sum Monsterism]

I recall the Modric news - was absolutely beautiful, remember waking up at 10 on a Saturday and I got a text from my Gooner friend saying that we signed "the little rat who destroyed England, luck bastards"

pretty sure Modders was a sunday morning I'm crap