- Feb 1, 2005
Good morning flangepipers
Here's your weekend thread. And we kick off with an observation, well more of a rhetorical question I guess........
Why is it, we can repeat the rules time after time after time after time and some complete tard just sails by and does what he wants, but if an ITK farts three times quickly his attention span suddenly magnifies thirtyfold? Don't bother answering because we know why. It's called the ****hooks quantum.
Mrs A&C caught me watching porn last night. I told her "Whenever I watch these DVD's i'm imagining it's you".....she gave me a massive bitchslap and said "last time I looked I wasn't an albino amputee dwarf with a dildo stuck up my arse'
I'm at a loss for something to talk about this morning so in the end I decided to plump for something I haven't covered in ooooh 24 hours
The Bastard Sons of Daniel Levy. Nah, not really. It's the anti-Levyites turn. Today children we're going to sing a song! And who better to sing it than the anti- Levyite choir.
"Sons of Levy" perhaps better known to you as Men of Harlech
Sung by the Anti-Levyite Choir with the help of the Doritos Mariachi Band.
Sons of Levy, stop your dreaming
Can't you see that dwarf is scheming
See no deals or info streaming
To this site on here
Sons of Levy talking heady
It can not be ever said we
Sign a striker we're not ready
It's not deadline day yet
From SC rebounding
We sussed him is a sounding
Summon all at Levy's call
The anti Levyites surrounding
Sons of Levy whats your story
Acting like a massive corey
Keep these burning words before ye
Levy is a ****
Sons of Levy talking bitter
while our club goes down the shitter
With exotic names on Twitter
We've still not signed one yet
Sons of Levy hear our story
the evidence it lies before ye
Fool yourself, the same old story
The Dwarf will sign no one!
There. Yesterday the BSoDL had their way, today balance is restored.
I was trying to break in a new pair of shoes the other day but they were absolutely killing me. Then Mrs A&C said to me, "You've got your shoes on the wrong feet, you dumb twat".
What a thick bitch. These are the only feet I've got.
Today's word of the day is: Malakas
Now then children, don't break the thread, be good and have a nice weekend.
Until Monday, Hasta la vist muchachos.