The Weekend ITK Discussion Thread - The Men of Harlech Edition 13/14 July 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Good morning flangepipers​
Here's your weekend thread. And we kick off with an observation, well more of a rhetorical question I guess........​
Why is it, we can repeat the rules time after time after time after time and some complete tard just sails by and does what he wants, but if an ITK farts three times quickly his attention span suddenly magnifies thirtyfold? Don't bother answering because we know why. It's called the ****hooks quantum.​
Mrs A&C caught me watching porn last night. :( I told her "Whenever I watch these DVD's i'm imagining it's you".....she gave me a massive bitchslap and said "last time I looked I wasn't an albino amputee dwarf with a dildo stuck up my arse'​
I'm at a loss for something to talk about this morning so in the end I decided to plump for something I haven't covered in ooooh 24 hours :sneaky:
The Bastard Sons of Daniel Levy. Nah, not really. It's the anti-Levyites turn. Today children we're going to sing a song! And who better to sing it than the anti- Levyite choir.​
"Sons of Levy" perhaps better known to you as Men of Harlech

Sung by the Anti-Levyite Choir with the help of the Doritos Mariachi Band.

Sons of Levy, stop your dreaming
Can't you see that dwarf is scheming
See no deals or info streaming
To this site on here

Sons of Levy talking heady
It can not be ever said we
Sign a striker we're not ready
It's not deadline day yet

From SC rebounding
We sussed him is a sounding
Summon all at Levy's call
The anti Levyites surrounding

Sons of Levy whats your story
Acting like a massive corey
Keep these burning words before ye
Levy is a ****

Sons of Levy talking bitter
while our club goes down the shitter
With exotic names on Twitter
We've still not signed one yet

Sons of Levy hear our story
the evidence it lies before ye
Fool yourself, the same old story
The Dwarf will sign no one!

There. Yesterday the BSoDL had their way, today balance is restored.

I was trying to break in a new pair of shoes the other day but they were absolutely killing me. Then Mrs A&C said to me, "You've got your shoes on the wrong feet, you dumb twat".

What a thick bitch. These are the only feet I've got.

Today's word of the day is: Malakas

Now then children, don't break the thread, be good and have a nice weekend.

Until Monday, Hasta la vist muchachos.
 

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Thanks A&C, nice shiny new thread.

Fingers crossed for some ITK today to keep everyone on topic!!!
 

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Loosing interest with this tansfer window, over a week ago with all the ITK rumours, we were going to have a very good side that could maybe challenge for the title, now back to normal, no quality new striker looks like coming, o well normal season coming up...
 

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Morning! :) hope this weekend something exciting happens, won't be holding my breath thou!

Have a good weekend peeps!
 

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Oh I wish we would have the opportunity to become real malakas today!
Don't worry, AX, I'm sure that some of us already are malakas. I certainly know I am!

Fingers crossed for some more Benteke news this weekend and then there might be a few more people malaking on here.

Not that I want more people doing that.

Erm....

I think I'll be quiet now.
 

hugrr

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What's going on Malakas? The ITKs been a bit scarce, I'll donate a tenner again if we get no ITK today.
 

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Chilling in the hospital room waiting for my 3rd child to be born. Should happen within the next hour and I can't keep off of the Daily ITK Discussion. Surely that is worth some positive ITK sometime today.
 

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Chilling in the hospital room waiting for my 3rd child to be born. Should happen within the next hour and I can't keep off of the Daily ITK Discussion. Surely that is worth some positive ITK sometime today.
Hope all goes well for you & Mrs mate
Oh yea and hope we get some good ITK!!
Have a good weekend all
 

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There was some ITK snippets from Brazilyid last night - Livermore should be going on loan to Norwich and Wet Spam want Parker back
 

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You all know what MALAKAS means right.
Yes and if amathews3416 had done that instead of his wife he would have fewer children (the best of luck!!!)

But we digress... Hudd to Norwich and Parker to WH eh. Wouldnt be a bad start.
Am actually a tad surprised about the dearth of itk these past few days, womder what the next juicy one will be?!
 

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Don't worry, AX, I'm sure that some of us already are malakas. I certainly know I am!

Fingers crossed for some more Benteke news this weekend and then there might be a few more people malaking on here.

Not that I want more people doing that.

Erm....

I think I'll be quiet now.
David Villa is certainly one!
 

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Here you go!

From coys. It's the guy who got the early sponsorship news. Re Benteke

Billy White, on 13 Jul 2013 - 04:20 AM, said:
There's firm interest. Have heard we're looking to offload Dempsey to (partially) fund the move. Haven't heard anything re Parker, Hudd, Livermore etc. Also heard Bale nailed on to stay with us this season, not that that's particularly new or unique info.

BW
 

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Here you go!

From coys. It's the guy who got the early sponsorship news.

Billy White, on 13 Jul 2013 - 04:20 AM, said:
There's firm interest. Have heard we're looking to offload Dempsey to (partially) fund the move. Haven't heard anything re Parker, Hudd, Livermore etc. Also heard Bale nailed on to stay with us this season, not that that's particularly new or unique info.

BW
Sorry for being a bit dim. Firm interest in who?
 
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