The "He's not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy" Gareth Bale Thread

theShiznit

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I can see a Levy special deal on image rights: Offer Bale 40% and in the small print say his 40% consist of images from the top and back. As a budding baldy he won't want those images out there anyway, thus we get all the cash.
Jobs a good 'un.

Also show him the Ralph coates highlights reel to show him we have a glorious history with his kind. :sneaky:
 

SargeantMeatCurtains

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Perez: ok Daniel, we really need Gareth off the books here so we’re willing to subsidise 90% of his wages and loan him to you for the remainder of his contract, whereby you can then negotiate a free transfer. How does that sound?

Levy: these negotiations are over.
 

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Wonder if we’ll all be clamouring like this for Eriksen to come back in six years time.

seriously though, there aren’t many players in the world I want to see wearing a spurs shirt more than Gareth Bale - so much so that I am happy to overlook all the other deficiencies in the squad if this happens.

Erect.
 

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Going bo-bos now. If I wake up and have to read the words ‘home’, ‘coming’ and ‘he’s’ multiple times on this website, I will exercise my right to be offended by your ridiculous optimism.

You positive fucks
 
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