I can see a Levy special deal on image rights: Offer Bale 40% and in the small print say his 40% consist of images from the top and back. As a budding baldy he won't want those images out there anyway, thus we get all the cash.
Jobs a good 'un.
Also show him the Ralph coates highlights reel to show him we have a glorious history with his kind.
Perez: ok Daniel, we really need Gareth off the books here so we’re willing to subsidise 90% of his wages and loan him to you for the remainder of his contract, whereby you can then negotiate a free transfer. How does that sound?
Wonder if we’ll all be clamouring like this for Eriksen to come back in six years time.
seriously though, there aren’t many players in the world I want to see wearing a spurs shirt more than Gareth Bale - so much so that I am happy to overlook all the other deficiencies in the squad if this happens.