The Daily Whoizzit ITK Discussion Thread - 15th June 2012

[VegasII]

Hopefully it means Levy's told AVB to get fucked...possibly beaten him out of the Lane with a dildo shaped like Harry's head.

In the ensuing battle, Levy charged down the high road doing his best Terence Stamp in The Limey impersonation shouting...'You tell 'em I'm coming. You tell 'em I'm fucking comin'!'

When asked for quote on subject, Wenger gave his usual response by saying 'I didn't see it.'

 

[Misfit]

Is that all? Pussy

We can't all be multi-millionaires, sleeping with a different SI model every night of the week, Spur.

I'm just a humble action-man marine biologist. You know the type - I go paragliding off the side of volcanoes and drive an obscure classic sportscar. I can also speak 8 languages and was the silent creative force behind the 80's hair-metal band EZO. But I'm not made of money like you.

 

[hugrr]

No, Where's it from?

It's a cryptic, you've got to work it out

 

[Pedro]

Nooooooo, Rain means wally with a brolly. It's mcclaren.

 

[morriss]

I hate cryptics. Rather they weren't posted.

 

[Bill_Oddie]

I do wonder sometimes if Noodles is just posting drunk. I'm just glad Welshie isn't ITK cos I dread to think what sort of ramblings we would get after a drunken night out.

We'd have people betting hundreds of pounds on our next manager being some bloke called Barry Pindick.

 

[tiger666]

Thank you BuffaloSid for another dumb rating.

 

[Juande's right hand man]

Has anyone posted this up yet??

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

 

[Bill_Oddie]

I hate cryptics. Rather they weren't posted.

Personally, I love them and am delighted they are.

As a reminder for anyone who doesn't like them, do bear in mind that cryptics are almost always used ONLY about a deal that is at a sensitive stage. That means very often nothing comes to pass. So even if you do work it out, it will probably be meaningless as the deal could easily fall apart.

I like the way The Goat reveals its cryptics as soon as it becomes possible to do so. I feel that's a fair trade-off for most posters who have been racking their brains and get emotionally frustrated (God knows why) by them.

 

[Juande's right hand man]

Rick Astley?!

 

[BuffaloSid]

cryptics are pretty dumb , just tell us or dont.... thats my opinion.

 

[tiger666]

cryptics are pretty dumb , just tell us or dont.... thats my opinion.

Why rate my post as dumb? I'm not the fucking ITK. Just passing it on.

 

[BuffaloSid]

Why rate my post as dumb? I'm not the fucking ITK. Just passing it on.

i just think cryptics are dumb ...people either want to pass information or they dont if they do why disguise it in a manner that makes it unfathomable...
its not a personal attack on you my good man ..just a single post

 

[erhieyid]

Has anyone posted this up yet??

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Shit its Scum Peado

 

[Misfit]

Yep, chronically thick. You'd be institutionalised if I were in power.

 

[BuffaloSid]

Shit its Scum Peado

my uncle pete is gonna manage spurs ??? yay !! i promise to pass on loads of ITK

 

[Bill_Oddie]

i just think cryptics are dumb ...people either want to pass information or they dont if they do why disguise it in a manner that makes it unfathomable...
its not a personal attack on you my good man ..just a single post

You'll see, though, that by rating the post so you are making others less inclined to share future ITK...?

Please don't do this again. We will be banning people who negatively rank posts in the way in future.

Ta muchly.

 

[Mr Pink]

i just think cryptics are dumb ...people either want to pass information or they dont if they do why disguise it in a manner that makes it unfathomable...
its not a personal attack on you my good man ..just a single post

To be fair its not a hard concept to grasp, he's not the one posting the info, he's just adding it.

 

[tiger666]

You'll see, though, that by rating the post so you are making others less inclined to share future ITK...?

Please don't do this again. We will be banning people who negatively rank posts in the way in future.

Ta muchly.

And as you type that, N17Jack rated the RO post dumb...

 

[Mr Pink]

Its plain childish anyway.

Could Rob remove the options to rate for the RO section?