The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Yakult Edition 15th August 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all.

The other day I received a blank text from Mrs A&C. When I got home I asked 'Why did you send me a blank text?'..........She said 'Because I'm not talking to you'...........She came home from shopping yesterday and asked 'what do you think of my new mini-skirt, it's the same one Victoria Beckham has' ...........I just patted her arse and said 'and that's the same one Dawn French has'

Later on, I was watching the football on the telly and she came and sat next to me, tickled my balls and whispered into my ear 'if there's one thing you would really like me to do for you now, what would it be?'..........I whispered back 'get me a can of lager out the fridge'...........Then she started banging on about bringing more 'culture' into our relationship. So I went out and bought some Yakult.

But the shit really hit the fan when she caught me shagging her sister. As she was sobbing she said to me 'I do love you, but if I'm going to forgive you I want the full story and your gonna have to really make it up to me' So I said look, I just got out of the shower and your sister gagged me and dragged me to the bedroom, I pleaded with her to stop but she stripped me naked and forced me to do her from behind... Is that made up enough for you?'

And then this morning was having a go at me. 'Life's just one big joke to you, isn't it?' She ranted.

"I don't know what you mean. Sit down, love, and let's talk about it'.

That's when I pulled her chair away.

Today's word of the day is: Expectation
 

hugrr

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Going by the word of the day I'm expecting diddly in here today, other than the big man being confirmed.
 

PhezTHFC

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Morning guys!


From RO, ITK - I reckon I would prefer Pjanic as IMHO he's overrated Will it happen depends on others going but we are looking at him!

Anyone else notice that the 'Will' is different or am i just being presumptuous?
 

ross the saint

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Just had the news that i've gotten into uni, lets have some good ITK before I go out and get sloshed tonight.
Many congrats mate.

ITK pretty underwhelming at the moment, it's all yes we're looking, there's a good chance etc. Appreciate it none the less, but would love something concrete to brighten the day.

Expectation is that Capoue should be announced today though, a Stoof stamp would go some way towards bringing us back up from our recent come-down.
 

ross the saint

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Morning guys!


From RO, ITK - I reckon I would prefer Pjanic as IMHO he's overrated Will it happen depends on others going but we are looking at him!

Anyone else notice that the 'Will' is different or am i just being presumptuous?
I noticed that, but figured a typo, think he has just missed the full stop and I was reading too much into it.
 

Spurger King

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No sooner has Tummy Huddlestone left and we break out the yakult. Sorry Mr Ketchup, your time is up.

I reckon Capoue will be announced before 12, followed by a Marca story about Levy drop kicking Bale's puppy into a paper shredder.
 

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AS says Real Madrid about to offer 110m euros (including Contrao) .. that's something like £77m pound plus the player.
 

tommyt

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Morning guys!


From RO, ITK - I reckon I would prefer Pjanic as IMHO he's overrated

Will it happen depends on others going but we are looking at him!


Anyone else notice that the 'Will' is different or am i just being presumptuous?
Fixed
 

Sanj

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spurs twitter has some news for me in 10 mins.
i'll find out first there..... though i bet our itk's told us 1st.

expectation....
 
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