- Feb 1, 2005
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Morning all.
Could today become St Willian day? Of course it could.
So here's a few things you didn't know about Willian.
1: He is a member of the foot club. Not many people know his old chap measures a whopping 12 inches. Other famous members (pun intended) are Errol Flynn, A&C and Rasputin who are all also hung like Gonzo's nose.
2: He shares his birthday with Whitney Houston, Melanie Griffiths and our Goldfish, Kevin.
3: Whilst in Russia, he developed a taste for Porridge and Cabbage soup, making his farts extremely potent. On away trips, the club often found themselves presented with a bill for the fumigation of his room.
4: His favourite gag is 'pull my finger' and then dropping his guts. This went down well with Daniel Levy and doctors are saying he will regain his sight again soon.
5: Naturally, Willian is a fanatical Spurs supporter and has been all his life.
6: As a child, Willian was an expert bogey flicker and represented Brazil U-12's at the world bogey flicking championships.
7: Willian is a keen dogger and once took part in the Russian reality TV show 'Gobbling in the Gulag'
8: His starsign is Leo. Making him supremely talanted and a lover of pleasure. See 6 and 7.
So bring him on Spurs!
Todays word of the day is: Spendingspree!