The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The What Will Today Bring Edition 2nd August 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning basket cases​
As exclusively broken to you FIRST in this thread yesterday (despite what one fawning sycophant thought in the Soldado thread), Soldado was finally announced yesterday. This ITK lark is easy :D
I love the fact that my wife is a right goer. It's all the coming back that pisses me off :(
So what's new? Well, Bale is staying, or no he's not. Dempsey has been sold, maybe. The game goes on and gathers pace. So join us today for another round of madness, idiocy and nervous breakdowns.​
I think we smashed the record for users online yesterday with at one point approx 5500 users on the site and for a short while the site ran slowly, but amazingly didn't crash. Biggups to the servers.​
Last night JJ said that all the Bale stuff was contrary to what he was hearing and I get the feeling that there's some grand game going on with Levy sat in the nerve centre pushing all the buttons.​
So what will today bring?​
Almost certainly more bi-polarity. Good news ITK and bad news ITK. Avid, Rabid and possibly Flaccid.​
But what a sweet moment when Soldado was announced eh? Sweeeet. I nearly had to have a celebratory jodrell. Narly. But it was Thursday and would have conflicted with my scheduled nutsack tickling session down at the ostrich farm. Don't ask.​
Oh and would the owner of the diamond studded jolly roger buttplug we found whilst sweeping up last night please make yourself known so we can return it. Thank you.​
Sorry, short and sweet today, it's too bloody hot. Already.​
Todays word of the day is: fluctuating​
 

Lilbaz

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Can the window shut now please with the announcement of vlad?
No?
Carry on with the madness then.
£105m to spend if bale goes. We will not survive this window. Just when the bsodls thought it was safe to hold their heads up.

It will never end!
 

Wideboy78

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Fluctuating: my confidence is fluctuating with regards to the £50 bet I placed on Bale to stay yesterday.

Feel like I'm just about to be done with a diamond encrusted butt plug.
 

Gbspurs

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Really want this window closed now. The thought of another month of will he won't he is driving me mad.
 

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Can the window shut now please with the announcement of vlad?
No?
Carry on with the madness then.
£105m to spend if bale goes. We will not survive this window. Just when the bsodls thought it was safe to hold their heads up.

It will never end!
Vlad the Imp plus two world class defenders. Plus a couple of rising creatives. Oh, and a young striker. And Bale stays. And I want the chocolate dalek and that video thingy. But Not the Butt Plug. Please keep it.
 

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Oh and would the owner of the diamond studded jolly roger buttplug we found whilst sweeping up last night please make yourself known so we can return it. Thank you.​


Well this diagnosis you get for free seeing as I'm still buzzing from the Soldier announcement:

1) You have early signs of dementia seeing that the plug actually belongs to you.

2) You need to do some squats to tighten your butt muscles as your ass is getting loose (the plug fell out and you didn't even notice)

Other than that, thanks for all your hard work keeping up this site, it must be a very difficult thing, dealing with all the different personalities on here

Big up A&C and the SC crew!!


 

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Today will bring the news of Soldado passing his medical, possibly the announcement of Dempsey. Oh, and the squad fly to Monaco today, so look out for the Bale shit storm to commence one way or the other this afternoon.
 

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Today will bring the news of Soldado passing his medical, possibly the announcement of Dempsey. Oh, and the squad fly to Monaco today, so look out for the Bale shit storm to commence one way or the other this afternoon.
There will be some shit journalist on the plane. The guy from Die Hard.
 

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Best stance to have is that JJ is right and Bale is going. I think its most likely to be honest. And rumours of Ronaldo moving on only add fuel to that fire.

If we accept he is gone now then it will be easier to deal with. If he stays then what bonus
 

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Hopefully there is a AVB press conference tomorrow to put these rumours to bed before we start the new season.
 

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Best stance to have is that JJ is right and Bale is going. I think its most likely to be honest. And rumours of Ronaldo moving on only add fuel to that fire.

If we accept he is gone now then it will be easier to deal with. If he stays then what bonus

Prepare for the worst, hope for the best. ;)
 

Gbspurs

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If Bale flies to Monaco and features then I'll believe he's staying.
Some papers are already reporting he won't play due to his "injury". We could do with him playing really to get everyone talking about his football again.
 

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I guess we can't know for sure unless we know the various sources for the ITK's but ultimately no one knows the final outcome.
I am beginning to believe there is a real merry go round of transfers riding on this if jj is right.
 
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