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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE THAT'S AMORE EDITION 17th July 2012

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all. It wouldn't be a transfer window without rampant rumours of a world class signing and yesterday that was fulfilled and after 38 pages of pointless guessing you won't be surprised to hear that we are none the wiser. A guessing games free day in here would be nice. Unexpected, but nice. Can you manage it? Lets see......

You know how when you hold a seashell against your ear you can hear the sea? Well, last night I discovered that if you hold an empty Big Mac box against your ear, you can hear my mrs having an orgasm.

We had the builders in yesterday as we're extending the kitchen and I sent a text to the mrs saying 'now wouldn't be a good time to come home', pretty soon after I got one back saying 'messy it is?', I resisted the temptation to send one back saying 'no, i'm shagging your sister'

Anyway, enough of that, it's time for a song. Seeing as i've still got my tux on from last nights 007 themed orgy down at the Old Priest's Hole, (which is a pub by the way, not what you lot are thinking you sickos) we'll do a bit of crooning...........So, to the tune of 'That's Amore' by the legend that is Dean Martin, here we go...........

Here on SC, where ITK is King
When you read updates
Here's what we say

When their post hits your eye
And you think you will die
That's a rumour
When the world seems so fine
Cos the eyeteekay's shine
That's a rumour

Bells'll ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "World Class Signing"
Hearts'll play
Tippi-tippi-tay
Tippi-tippi-tay
We all play 'guess the fella'

When ITK makes you drool
And you act like a fool
That's a rumour
When you dance on this site
Well I think you just might need some salt
When you post in a dream
But you know you're not dreamin', signore
'Scusami, but you see
Here on Spurs Community, that's a rumour

When their posts hits your eye, please have your salt nearby, that's a rumour

That's a rumour

When eyeteekay seems to shine and you don't whinge and whine, that's a rumour

That's a rumour

Bells will ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "World Class Signing"
Vita bell-vita bella
ITK's they will say
Tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay
Take it or leave it fella

Gullible fella

When ITK makes you drool
And you act like a fool
That's a rumour
When you dance on this site
Well I think you just might need some salt
When you post in a dream
But you know you're not dreamin', signore
'Scusami, but you see
Here on Spurs Community, that's a rumour

THE END

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rawhide

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Cheers A&C! (y)

Personally, I'm not expecting too much this week, which is a shame, as I'm off work ill and this helps take my mind off throwing up. :(
 

jimmyh

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Just listened to the Moose on talksport who said someone in their office a Spurs fan had told him Spurs were about to make a world class signing. Obviously this Spurs fan has got his info from Spurscommunity and JJ.

The website at the cutting edge of football info for a radio station, i wonder should we ask talksport to make a donation to the site.

Great round up as always A&C.
 

Bill_Oddie

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go to google translate, type in Mario Mandzukic in Croatian and translate it to English......

Amazing. That's the second most amazing thing in this thread after A&C's song. This post has a lot to live up too...


...no, I've got nothing.


Seriously.
 

Booney

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Think we need to sort out the Luka situation ASAP. Everyone is mentally spending the 'Modric money' but we don't have it yet. Suspect it will be quiet until we do.
 

Singaspursofsixspence

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don't know if this is worth mentioning, but JJ did mention in one of his tw**ts the other day about us always looking for the 'next Rasiak' now Lewandowski is from Poland where Rasiak is from isn't he? And he certainly qualifies as World Class too...

Having said that, I don't know how we can accomodate both him and Adebayor in our team
 

jonnyp

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don't know if this is worth mentioning, but JJ did mention in one of his tw**ts the other day about us always looking for the 'next Rasiak' now Lewandowski is from Poland where Rasiak is from isn't he? And he certainly qualifies as World Class too...

He does? Granted, I haven't seen too much of him. He's looked good when I've seen him but not world class.
 

Danners9

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something else a bit amusing, Guti has decided to retire rather than join West Ham.

I am running low on Spurs stuff today... only that Grant Hall played last night, does anyone know if he's signed from Brighton or is on trial?
 

onthetwo

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don't know if this is worth mentioning, but JJ did mention in one of his tw**ts the other day about us always looking for the 'next Rasiak' now Lewandowski is from Poland where Rasiak is from isn't he? And he certainly qualifies as World Class too...

Having said that, I don't know how we can accomodate both him and Adebayor in our team

I do....you put the new Rasiak on the bench (or leave him on the bus) and you let Ade play...simples
 

Achap

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it says `The New Rasiak'....what does that mean?
Does it? I got Jermain Defoe as the translation!

Great song A&C. Sadly, whenever I see 'Amore', I automatically start singing:
When you're sat in Row Z, and the ball hits your head
That's...Zamora

:rolleyes:
 

InOffMeLeftShin

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don't know if this is worth mentioning, but JJ did mention in one of his tw**ts the other day about us always looking for the 'next Rasiak' now Lewandowski is from Poland where Rasiak is from isn't he? And he certainly qualifies as World Class too...

Having said that, I don't know how we can accomodate both him and Adebayor in our team

Lewandowski is good, but World Class?
 

whitelightwhiteheat

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Whenever I've seen Lewandowski he tends to go missing for large periods of games. Apparently that's common for him, according to Dortmund fans.

He's a good finisher though, definitely.
 

Singaspursofsixspence

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Lewandowski is good, but World Class?

Agreed, not worthy of being labelled as 'world-class' in my books yet....it's really been a while since Berbatov that we really invested big on getting a superb striker...work on it Levy!

either that or JJ's #the future is bright comment could alude to Oranje, Klass Huntelaar anyone?
 
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