- Feb 1, 2005
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You know how when you hold a seashell against your ear you can hear the sea? Well, last night I discovered that if you hold an empty Big Mac box against your ear, you can hear my mrs having an orgasm.
We had the builders in yesterday as we're extending the kitchen and I sent a text to the mrs saying 'now wouldn't be a good time to come home', pretty soon after I got one back saying 'messy it is?', I resisted the temptation to send one back saying 'no, i'm shagging your sister'
Anyway, enough of that, it's time for a song. Seeing as i've still got my tux on from last nights 007 themed orgy down at the Old Priest's Hole, (which is a pub by the way, not what you lot are thinking you sickos) we'll do a bit of crooning...........So, to the tune of 'That's Amore' by the legend that is Dean Martin, here we go...........
Here on SC, where ITK is King
When you read updates
Here's what we say
When their post hits your eye
And you think you will die
That's a rumour
When the world seems so fine
Cos the eyeteekay's shine
That's a rumour
Bells'll ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "World Class Signing"
Hearts'll play
Tippi-tippi-tay
Tippi-tippi-tay
We all play 'guess the fella'
When ITK makes you drool
And you act like a fool
That's a rumour
When you dance on this site
Well I think you just might need some salt
When you post in a dream
But you know you're not dreamin', signore
'Scusami, but you see
Here on Spurs Community, that's a rumour
When their posts hits your eye, please have your salt nearby, that's a rumour
That's a rumour
When eyeteekay seems to shine and you don't whinge and whine, that's a rumour
That's a rumour
Bells will ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "World Class Signing"
Vita bell-vita bella
ITK's they will say
Tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay
Take it or leave it fella
Gullible fella
When ITK makes you drool
And you act like a fool
That's a rumour
When you dance on this site
Well I think you just might need some salt
When you post in a dream
But you know you're not dreamin', signore
'Scusami, but you see
Here on Spurs Community, that's a rumour
THE END
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