The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE NASTY EDITION 26th June 2013

[Parkie]

As much as deluded he is , what did Lawrenson mean by on Paulinho - 'Tottenham have had a lucky escape..'

He meant:
"I really want to say something which is topical and incisive yet possess neither the intellect nor vocabulary to adequately express my understanding of the situation".
It came out as:
"Mweeuurgh!"
And then he shat himself with the effort.

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Nothing, they mentioned several times he was probably coming to us... They are just regurgitating newspaper articles for those who don't read them.

 

[Hot-Spur]

Is it just me or does it feel like this con fed cup is lasting forever?

 

[Parkie]

Is it just me or does it feel like this con fed cup is lasting forever?

Think of it as really lengthy foreplay before Brazil v Spain on Sunday.

Tantric.

 

[SFCS]

Is it just me or does it feel like this con fed cup is lasting forever?

I always thought the Con-Fed Cup was what they played for in Mean Machine. Granted there's been plenty of bad acting but a distinct lack of Danny Dyer going "full retard".

 

[Greenspur]

Gonna throw this in here. Leandro Damiao, Sandro, and Oscar. All once amigos from Internacional. Leandro's almost in the bag if we want to; and AVB would love having Oscar, but could it really happen?
F@ck no! But, then again, stranger things have happened...

Er! What stranger things have happened?

 

[Parkie]

Er! What stranger things have happened?

I once saw a Daily ITK thread where A&C didn't make any form of threat about a dildo being used.

Once.

It was strange.

 

[Lilbaz]

Er! What stranger things have happened?

I once ate a load of mushrooms at reading and ended up dressed as a maid on a cargo ship, headed for iceland, with "gerry was here" tattooed on my left arse cheek and a note in my purse saying unicorns are real.

 

[Parkie]

I once ate a load of mushrooms at reading and ended up dressed as a maid on a cargo ship, headed for iceland, with "gerry was here" tattooed on my left arse cheek and a note in my purse saying unicorns are real.

Sorry.

Was meant to be on the right cheek.

Just not funny the other way round.

My bad.

 

[Greenspur]

Could we scrap the bad theory, the goat response to 'could it happen' is i don't know. Nothing related to bad.

amigos are Spanish not Brazilians, so scrap Brazilians from the equation.

its David V, but don't know how to put the puzzle together

The Portuguese (ergo Brazilian) word for "friend" is also "Amigo" (at least, according to Google Translate).

 

[Parkie]

The Portuguese (ergo Brazilian) word for "friend" is also "Amigo" (at least, according to Google Translate).

Goat confirmed it was about Jackson (Bad) Martinez (3 Amigos).

 

[Greenspur]

I once ate a load of mushrooms at reading and ended up dressed as a maid on a cargo ship, headed for iceland, with "gerry was here" tattooed on my left arse cheek and a note in my purse saying unicorns are real.

Aha! I expected just such a reply. I am sorry that Gerry had to suffer, so.

 

[THFC 1882]

Goat confirmed it was about Jackson (Bad) Martinez (3 Amigos).

Could it be Martinez and Bernard

Bernard is (martin) short.

 

[Savage7]

Lawrenson has not got a clue! When he came out with that quote about Paulinho, he had just played the quality ball in to neymar that led to the goal. He failed to mention this. Also not 1 player (including Suarez, neymar, cavani...) looked good during the game tbh. Paulinho also went on to score. During the game he also came out with things like "hulk should change his pink boots," they are orange! He also kept accusing ppl of diving when they had clearly been caught. As he was a professional player you'd have thought that he knows that what looks like little contact, knocks you off balance and also in trying to avoid the challenge can also lose balance. Especially as players are moving at speed. Also accused neymar of doing a "triple pike" when he got a bad tackle to the ankle and all he did was go down and hold it. Didn't over play act once. Commentators in general lack knowledge and any sense which is astonishing considering they are ex players.
Yes lawro we will be 'stuck' with the overpriced, crap Paulinho, while you have the world beater Lucas! Liverpool also have a serial diver called Gerard, which fails to ever get mentioned as he is English yet when saurez gets genuinely fouled he has gone down too easily! Riles me up as you can see!

 

[am_yisrael_chai]

ITK from JJ in the Jedvaj thread

 

[tony_parkes]

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE COMMENTING ON THE CRYPTIC FROM THE GOAT.

ITS JACKSON FUCKIN MARTINEZ.

ITS JACKSON FUCKIN MARTINEZ.

 

[Riandor]

ITK from JJ in the Jedvaj thread

Ah you beat me to it...

JJ: "We are definitely after 2 Zagreb youth players !! Jedjav is 1 of them!!"

 

[Parkie]

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE COMMENTING ON THE CRYPTIC FROM THE GOAT.
ITS JACKSON FUCKIN MARTINEZ.
ITS JACKSON FUCKIN MARTINEZ.

Wait a minute...
BAD might mean that we are signing Bernard, all those letters are in his name... And, if you squint, he looks a bit like Martin Short and he runs sat, like if he was farting - oh, wait, that's Blazin Saddles, isn't it! My bad.

 

[Spurger King]

Is it Fabiano?

 

[Greenspur]

So? Why is that you insist that everybody live by your code of conduct when it comes to a few "special" words.

But then you are quite quick to be snide, rude and contemptuous to people who have done nothing wrong.

Easy enough to tell him that it has already been guessed without the antics.

If you're going to embrace being such a character, then fine. Be that guy. But do shut up the next time somebody says "retarded" or "helicopter crash"

We've had enough people being massively rude to others on here to last the summer. So you get back and decide to start back in with the mean vindictive crap that shut this thing down?

And I'm done with you mate. You've persistently been a niggly little jerk to posters who have done nothing to deserve it. And because of your histrionics over YOUR pet-peeves, it isn't cool.

So ignored. You're not worth it any longer.

In addition, some of us come on after a days work. We're trying to catch up, and after a dozen pages, we see something we reply too. Little do we know that we're out of date, until someone who has had the luxury of spending all day here, castigates us for our stupidity.