- Feb 1, 2005
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So here it is. Monday, the back-up day for those touting yesterday as the big day. If nothing happens today the conspiracy theorists will be sweating their tits off that it all explodes on Tuesday otherwise there won't be anywhere left to go. Or will there?
*Doffs top hat, picks up cane and in best Fred Astaire stylee, sings.......
There may be trouble ahead
But while there's AVB and Gylfi, Vertonghen by chance
Lets face the ITK and dance
Hold it, hold it.......That's not right. It doesn't quite fit..........(Thinks for a minute) Got it!
*Strips butt naked, slips on latex Daniel Levy mask and swiftly bashes one out at the thought of party time with The Bangles...........And to the tune of Manic Monday.....Hit it!
No ITK already
I was just in the middle of a dream
AVB came over
and Vertonghen joined up with the team
AVB signed so late
just to make sure that he got paid
These are the days
When you wish signings were already made
It's just another manic Monday
Will it be a funday
We wait to see what ITK's say
it's gonna happens what they say
It's just another manic Monday
Have to catch ITK early
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an iPad
I could still check SC all the time
'Cause its taking so long
Just to figure out who we're gonna sign
Waiting for some info
That's why we're bipolar all the time
It's just another manic Monday
Will it be a funday
We wait to see what ITK's say
it's gonna happens what they say
It's just another manic Monday
Fade to scenes of A&C backscuttling Susanna Hoffs while the other two tickle his bum with a feather duster
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