The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Gullible Man Edition 13th June 2013

[Gedson100]

Every time someone criticises Parker, it's like the military in here:

'Colonel Parker has offered fine service during his tour or duty, his commitment & loyalty to the greater needs of the battalion have been first class and his attitude has been impeccable. Some of you younger soldiers could learn a thing or two from watching him, I can tell you. Colonel Parker?'
'Sir! Yes, sir!'
'We are unfortunately going to have to discharge you. Cutbacks you see. We are aiming to replace you with a soldier from South America... Not my idea I can tell you but it's all about costs these days. I believe the Queens Park Rangers unit may offer you a comfortable retirement and ease you back to civvy street. At ease soldier!'
'Sir!'

 

[Singaspursofsixspence]

Can't we all just get along?

 

[samspurs92]

Every time someone criticises Parker, it's like the military in here:

'Colonel Parker has offered fine service during his tour or duty, his commitment & loyalty to the greater needs of the battalion have been first class and his attitude has been impeccable. Some of you younger soldiers could learn a thing or two from watching him, I can tell you. Colonel Parker?'
'Sir! Yes, sir!'
'We are unfortunately going to have to discharge you. Cutbacks you see. We are aiming to replace you with a soldier from South America... Not my idea I can tell you but it's all about costs these days. I believe the Queens Park Rangers unit may offer you a comfortable retirement and ease you back to civvy street. At ease soldier!'
'Sir!'

I think I'm going to be court-martialed.

 

[Blackcanary]

Things I shall miss about Scott Parker:
1) His duracell bunny tenacity
2) His ability to withstand getting kicked, hit and suffering violence upon his person
3) His flawless wing-commander hair.

 

[Gedson100]

Things I shall miss about Scott Parker:
1) His duracell bunny tenacity
2) His ability to withstand getting kicked, hit and suffering violence upon his person
3) His flawless wing-commander hair.

4) His stiff upper lip
5) His beautiful moustache
6) His helicopter piloting skills
Etc etc

 

[Spurs_Bear]

Every time someone criticises Parker, it's like the military in here:

'Colonel Parker has offered fine service during his tour or duty, his commitment & loyalty to the greater needs of the battalion have been first class and his attitude has been impeccable. Some of you younger soldiers could learn a thing or two from watching him, I can tell you. Colonel Parker?'
'Sir! Yes, sir!'
'We are unfortunately going to have to discharge you. Cutbacks you see. We are aiming to replace you with a soldier from South America... Not my idea I can tell you but it's all about costs these days. I believe the Queens Park Rangers unit may offer you a comfortable retirement and ease you back to civvy street. At ease soldier!'
'Sir!'

'Sir, one question if I may Sir.'

'Yes Colonel Parker. Permission to speak.'

'I want what's best for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club Sir, I can only assume you have a superior officer lined up to take charge of this battalion. For that, I'm happy and will move on.'

'Well yes Colonel, although due to other cutbacks to our vehicles, we are turning Private Huddlestone into a tank and will have Livermore ride his back. Combining these soldiers will have no detrimental effect and we feel we may get more use out of both of them. Efforts must be doubled.'

 

[kitchen]

Every time someone criticises Parker, it's like the military in here:

'Colonel Parker has offered fine service during his tour or duty, his commitment & loyalty to the greater needs of the battalion have been first class and his attitude has been impeccable. Some of you younger soldiers could learn a thing or two from watching him, I can tell you. Colonel Parker?'
'Sir! Yes, sir!'
'We are unfortunately going to have to discharge you. Cutbacks you see. We are aiming to replace you with a soldier from South America... Not my idea I can tell you but it's all about costs these days. I believe the Queens Park Rangers unit may offer you a comfortable retirement and ease you back to civvy street. At ease soldier!'
'Sir!'

I like all this military speak, owing to the fact that if you look carefully, you'll see that Scott Parker is actually Captain America.

Perhaps he should be sold to the MLS...

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Can't we all just get along?

It'll never happen. As soon as there's a disagreement it's taken as a blatant insult to the length of ones hampton.

 

[Spurs_Bear]

It'll never happen. As soon as there's a disagreement it's taken as a blatant insult to the length of ones hampton.

Shut it. Pecker.

 

[Fatcat]

Right Something good will happen toady, have had a sign from the gods.

I say God but was shat on by what can only be either a pterodactyl or fucking big bird by the amount of shit I had on my coat, bag, bike.

First bin I found the coat went in.

Birds gonna pay

 

[Time for Heroes]

It took me at least 4 minutes to work out who SP was

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

OK guys enough. Take it to a Scotty Parker thread in Spurs chat now, I can't be arsed to read more of this in here. Would normally let it go but you guys are annoying me almost as much as my ditributor from Korea at the moment.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Scotty was a let down last season.
Still had more respect from me than most of the squad put together.

 

[voxy28]

ok what is happening to Baldini? Doesnt look like he is coming.....

 

[Blackcanary]

ok what is happening to Baldini? Doesnt look like he is coming.....

We've heard he was meeting Sherwood this week. Sounds like it's still on, just taking a little time (SO unusual for us!). Be patient!

 

[Paolo10]

Scotty is too old and English for a bunch of armchair experts that just recently got pubes, I'd rather we got a striker before we start flogging the only players with a bit of fucking backbone about them. There are far bigger issues in our midfield than Scott Parker, the lack of creativity being the fucking big, massive, stinking elephant in the room.

Still waiting on the Berbatov replacement, is Modric getting added to the list of players we fail to adequately replace and subsequently handicap the club before the season's even started again? It's like self fucking sabotage.

 

[voxy28]

We've heard he was meeting Sherwood this week. Sounds like it's still on, just taking a little time (SO unusual for us!). Be patient!

I really hope he comes in and gets started with the transfer.... though some WUM mentioned he had his hands over Guarin deal...

Anyway, its getting a bit slow....

 

[Time for Heroes]

Scotty is too old and English for a bunch of armchair experts that just recently got pubes, I'd rather we got a striker before we start flogging the only players with a bit of fucking backbone about them. There are far bigger issues in our midfield than Scott Parker, the lack of creativity being the fucking big, massive, stinking elephant in the room.

Still waiting on the Berbatov replacement, is Modric getting added to the list of players we fail to adequately replace and subsequently handicap the club before the season's even started again? It's like self fucking sabotage.

That lack of creativity you mention is largely down to Parkers poor choice of passing and general lack of awareness

 

[Gedson100]

Scotty is too old and English for a bunch of armchair experts that just recently got pubes, I'd rather we got a striker before we start flogging the only players with a bit of fucking backbone about them. There are far bigger issues in our midfield than Scott Parker, the lack of creativity being the fucking big, massive, stinking elephant in the room.

Still waiting on the Berbatov replacement, is Modric getting added to the list of players we fail to adequately replace and subsequently handicap the club before the season's even started again? It's like self fucking sabotage.

Change the record FFS!
'I'll not rest til we replace Greaves'

 

[Paolo10]

That lack of creativity you mention is largely down to Parkers poor choice of passing and general lack of awareness

Wildly incorrect.