- Feb 1, 2005
Good morning afficianados of all things ITK
Pinch and a punch, first of the month!
Today, the word of the day is 'backscuttle'
And so it came to pass, July arrived and the ITK's sprung forth, bringing glad tidings, hope and a cheese and pickle roll. For it is from this day forward that signings might be announced, fetching jubilation, merryment and orgasmic happiness to SC.
And why such hope?
First of all we have the Transfer Window 'offically' being open as of today.
Then we have the Confederations Cup finished.
ITK is becoming more plentiful and will probably increase as the players return for pre season
We have two whole months of transfer madness to come
What could possibly piss on our chips?
Yesterday started off with a bit of a round-up from Jasper on SO
Plenty to chew on there......Jasper said:Hudd wants to and will go, subject to medical and his knees. Talking to three clubs and if it goes through will be a 5m package.
Parker will likely go on 2 year contract, 2 EPL, and some Championship clubs talking.
Livermore will go out on loan is what we prefer rather than sell. If we get our targets in time then Dempsey will be available.
CB Kaboul will have to be nursed due to his knees I believe, or ligaments. Thereis a concern there long-term, so expect us to be looking to bring in a young 17-20year old, as well as we want an experienced CH alongside.
We prefer to keep Ade and let JD go but all depends on where the interest financially comes from, and at this moment it is JD.
BAE not likely to be here and told he can go. May take our time on replacement to observe Rose and Fryers in Pre-Season.
The Goat then endorsed some of Jaspers.......
Harmonious ITK. Horn provoking.The Goat said:Jasper is on the money regarding Parker & Championship interest. To put some flesh on it, The Goat hears that Rangers are very keen indeed although there are obviously other clubs in the frame. West Ham and Palace we mentioned to me. The Goat is also hearing £3m is the number
Even BEN chipped in. No longer does he dwell in trees. They've invented long range listening devices and spellcheckers!
Go onnnnnnnn!BEN said:No idea on Croats
But as Hash will confirm was told a week ago
The HUD Defoe Dempsey all for sale.
Bale agent adamant bale stays this season
Avb and baldini want 4 more and don't think the Croats included
Nothing ground breaking but all from top table
Then SC's very own JJetset waded in
Now i'm moist.JJetset said:re the Croatian lads- we are very close with Mamic and believe its now done!
2 great players for the future.
(Lads being Jedvaj & Halilovic)
Sky Sports News are carrying a story about Paulinho: Chelsea defender David Luiz has backed Brazil international team-mate Paulinho to be a hit in the Premier League, saying "his game fits perfectly". Midfielder Paulinho, 24, is close to a £17m move from Corinthians to Tottenham.
Like every couple, me and my wife have our little jokes in the bedroom...
For example, said to me the other night "Oh A&C, I do love you...but you have a tiny cock"
I can tell you now that replying with "Maybe it's your elephant sized hands you fat slag" doesn't go down very well.
So there you have it. ITK aplenty, the rumours are in overdrive and as of today, anything can happen at any time.