The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Copacabana Edition 16th May 2014

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Hola grasa camarero español?

It isn't looking like it is it?

Mrs A&C is sooo thick. Every Saturday night she goes to the blokes house three doors down to babysit for a few hours and still hasn't realised he don't have any kids.

Dumb bitch

There wasn't that much ITK yesterday but Ryan got the ball rolling when he told us that

Solid bid going in for Michy Batshuayi

Solid.

Then Trix over on COYS updated his earlier info

My mate is still convinced this is done all about the minor details. It has only come through an agent, but Poch has asked him to make sure his player signs nothing until we can make an offer. Now that might be a case that the agent has jumped the gun, but I certainly wouldnt bet against it now.

And that was all.

Mrs A&C's sister visited us yesterday to show off her brand new Porsche

Amazed, my Mrs A&C asked her "Where did you find the money to buy this?"

"Well" she said, "A blow job every now and again makes my husband very generous"

Surprised, Mrs A&C turned to me and winked, "I think I'll start doing that"

"Me too" I replied, turning to my sister-in-law. "What's your husband's number?"

Donations: This week we raised enough to cover us for a month (Around £400) so we'd like to give a great big thank you to everyone who helped out. We'll have another go at it shortly as we need to raise as much as possible this summer in order to build up our reserves for the winter months. More on that next time. Thanks again!

Word of the day: We haven't had one for ages, so today's word of the day is: Nine.

PS: Nine managers under Levy and counting.

To the tune of Copacabana

His name was Levy, he was a chairman
that short **** didn't have no hair and sacked managers everywhere
he'd make a profit and then go ha! ha!
And while he played his little game
the fans they all remained the same
The ground was always full, Despite that short ****s bull
be careful what you wish for
who could ask for more

At the totten…..tottenham hotspur
the biggest club north of the manor
At the totten…..tottenham hotspur
your hat you doff it, that dwarf makes a profit
At the totten……He sacked another……

Written despite threats from the BSoDL. A&C - laying it on the line for you

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Scutch whored this but posted it in yesterdays thread while I was swpping over, so i'll put it in here:

James163 on COYS:Hi Guys.

Had a very close family member in the box at the Europa League Final with Aaron Winter. As far as Winter was aware from when he spoke to him, FDB thinks he is coming to Spurs (Bergkamp is staying at Ajax though)

 

[biscuitbeck]

Who is Aaron Winter?

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Who is Aaron Winter?

Aron Winter and Google have something in common then. You've never heard of either

Aron Winter is a retired Dutch football midfielder and former head coach of Toronto FC. He has played for Ajax and Sparta Rotterdam in the Netherlands, for Italian sides Lazio and Internazionale, and for the Dutch national team.

 

[Blockbuster]

ooooh a bit of FdB news! just when we were all getting used to the idea of Pochy....

 

[BunionBoy]

Betty....

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Real conflict in ITK at the mo.

Exciting

 

[BunionBoy]

I think there was a little FDB gem in yesterday's thread.....possible overlooked.

 

[Grey Fox]

I have heard the "meeting" with Poch never took place unless he can be in 2 places at the same time cos he was at another meeting with his Board when this was supposed to have taken place. Unless of course Levy was invited to the same meeting.

 

[BunionBoy]

I think there was a little FDB gem in yesterday's thread.....possible overlooked.

That's what happens when everybody is into pot and chinos.
The hidden ITK gems get overlooked....

 

[biscuitbeck]

Aron Winter and Google have something in common then. You've never heard of either

Aron Winter is a retired Dutch football midfielder and former head coach of Toronto FC. He has played for Ajax and Sparta Rotterdam in the Netherlands, for Italian sides Lazio and Internazionale, and for the Dutch national team.

I do apologise A&C.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I think there was a little FDB gem in yesterday's thread.....possible overlooked.

That's what happens when everybody is into pot and chinos.
The hidden ITK gems get overlooked....

http://www.spurscommunity.co.uk/ind...d-the-itk-read-only-forum-how-it-works.92699/

And if you have ITK then you 'overlooked' how we roll.

It's your choice, you either get in touch and verify your info/source or you don't post it.

 

[ilikeost]

I have heard the "meeting" with Poch never took place unless he can be in 2 places at the same time cos he was at another meeting with his Board when this was supposed to have taken place. Unless of course Levy was invited to the same meeting.

Southampton is what? A 2 hour drive from London? It might be possible for two meetings the same day. But I find it unlikely.

 

[harry's chin]

maybe thats why Poch was looking glum, in the restaurant photo, not only had they overcooked his Frosties, he knows he will not get the Totteringham job

 

[TaoistMonkey]

That's what happens when everybody is into pot and chinos.
The hidden ITK gems get overlooked....

Instead of talking to yourself. Why don't you go and get it.

 

[robin09]

So the rumourmill swings back towards FdB. This is so much more fun than actual football matches.

 

[ButchCassidy]

Now the pendulum swings back towards De Boer it seems.

If these new reports are true, you have to wonder if the dots can be connected this simply - Pochs new agent is Barnett, Barnett and Levy are reportedly (despite the Bale deal) friends, Poch is negotiating a bumper new deal with Soton at the moment, we want some power to negotiate with FDB = lots of "leaks" about our interest in Pochettino. Wonder what's in it for Levy... Perhaps one of Barnett's players will be looking for a move to Spurs shortly.

 

[Grey Fox]

Southampton is what? A 2 hour drive from London? It might be possible for two meetings the same day. But I find it unlikely.

True, but getting the sense we have not asked Southampton if we can talk yet, still lining our ducks up in a row. The problem we have is that bigger boys are at the same shooting range !

 

[Barry Mead]

I have a feeling De Boer has been a done deal for a while, I just don't think the club wanted the news to get out ahead of getting rid of Sherwood and that's why they are showing interest in Poch now,

Maybe wishful thinking on my part, but I can't see why De Boer ever said anything if there was nothing there

I guess an announcement will happen soon enough though, Ajax are back on Sunday so I imagine something should be announced by the end of next week

 

[$hoguN]

So the rumourmill swings back towards FdB. This is so much more fun than actual football matches.

Well more exciting than our games this season at least