- Feb 1, 2005
Good morning clingons
Well well well. Interesting. After David Villa's comments last night the BSoDL went on red alert and did what I must say was a very professional job in deflecting or deffusing any potential damage the story might have had for daddy. The anti-Levyites dropped the ball on this one. Big time.
David Villa is taking the piss. It's obvious. We move swiftly and decisively when it comes to transfers and have absolutely no previous for fucking around or dragging our heels. It just doesn't sit right.
I'm sure i've read several very recent stories about how a player signed for Spurs because we moved quickly and didn't fuck around.
No, no, i'm not coming with you, where are you taking me? What do you mean 'somewhere where I can get better'? What's in that syringe?.......why the straightjacket? No! no! Noooooooooo .............zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Anyone remember Captain Scarlet?
This is the voice of the mysterons...........A&C has been put under sedation and will be back after undergoing rehabilitation and a course of education. On his return he WILL be towing the party line
Today we shall not be singing the Levy anthem, but the glorious hymn of our movement, which is sung to the tune of 'driving in my car' by Madness
Daniel Levy does no wrong, that is why we sing this song
He makes signings quickly still, bought a bloke from brazil
Transfer rumour fifty-nine just ignore it it's all fine
It says chairman on the door, he's never dragged his heels before
We protect him it's our job, if you don't like it shut your gob
Dissenting voices they are rare, cross his bastards if you dare
Today, the word of the day is: InLevyWeTrust
Head of Propoganda