The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - PINCH & A PUNCH 1st June 2013

[Vwbottom]

I think people are setting themselves up for disappointment.

Hasn't happened before - several times, I cannot see it happening now ;-)

 

[AussieSpurMan]

Damm like the look of Bernard!!

 

[ealingspur]

Damm like the look of Bernard!!

He looks the dog's bollocks. But can someone actually tell me what the link is to him?

 

[Sum Monsterism]

He looks the dog's bollocks. But can someone actually tell me what the link is to him?

there's no real link. you guys are playing a dangerous game...

 

[ealingspur]

there's no real link. you guys are playing a dangerous game...

That's what I thought.

 

[Holtby City]

If we could announce signing him few hours before the game, and then he'd score hat-trick or sth.

More likely some meathead England player will clatter into and injury him.

 

[YiddoBirdy]

More likely some meathead England player will clatter into and injury him.

Defoe

 

[absolute bobbins]

Do we want damiao to play well or average

I want him to play like a Boas if he's signed and like a Parker if he hasn't

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Defoe

The only thing Defoe is capable of injuring is my eyes!!

 

[y1dk1d]

Why are we talking about someone that we're not gonna sign and not even been linked to signing. I'd like him 2 but I'd also like ronaldo, messi and falcao!

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

We don't ask a lot. Seriously. And I know for a fact you've dismissed a notice saying that you've read the rules, which triples my frustration and will probably mean I can't get an erection for my 1pm Jodrell.

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I spend a luckless morning out dogging dressed as Witchypoo out of H.R Pufnstuf, but in a mini skirt and suspenders, break down on my way home and have to suffer the fits of laughter and pisstaking from every fucker that happened by, then my lunch is ruined because the silly bint i'm married to added too much oregano to the dish, so after kicking her up the flange I log on to SC only to find video clips all over the thread like the rash I got last Friday from Igor the one-legged dwarf.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

And..................Off we go again

 

[lol]

Brazil Vs England tomorrow so surely Damiao is a Yid within 24 hours or so.
I am excite.

you can bet that it would be postpone again due to the pitch having structural problems cause i'm damn sure the brazil chairman is going to move the goal post..

 

[absolute bobbins]

Any news rising from the aether?

 

[Parkie]

Who: The Goat
When: 1st June
Where: SC

The Goat hears that very recent meetings have taken place regarding the new stadium during which the possibility of a 'Song Gang' getting involved in the naming rights was discussed.

So - some ITK!

What is a 'Song Gang'?

 

[$hoguN]

New goat info on stadium naming right is up. Haven't got a clue what it means though.

 

[gavspur]

What's a song gang then?

 

[The Goat]

Fucked if I know I only work here

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I reckon that as usual The Goat will spill the beans when he can

 

[Rob]

What's a song gang then?

It's what happens when we let A&C do the cryptics