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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - ITK's have the final word Edition 5th July 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all.​
As there was hardly any ITK yesterday there really shouldn't be much to say. But i'll wing it and we'll see where we go. There was plenty of moaning yesterday about this thread, people complaining about spam, people complaining about people complaining about spam and so on.​
Oh and I thought I hadn't been paying Mrs A&C much attention lately so, as it was her birthday on Wednesday, I decided I would give her a ring as a present. Amazingly, that started another row. Because I rang her from the pub.​
Anyhoo, what little ITK we had came from JJetset.......​
JJetset said:
The lads from Croatia are nearly sorted. SP moving on is still being worked on. All quite early in the piece but DL wants to shift quickly.
So that gave you all something to mull over for about a dozen posts.

And that was pretty much it really.

And finally, I got into a bit of trouble with Mrs A&C last night. She asked me, "where would you most like to be buried?"​
Replying with "up to my nuts in your sister" didn't get a good reaction.​

And finally finally.......Today's word of the day is.......
poo

*Walks away whistling 'Always look on the bright side of life'

Suddenly, hordes of SC'ers appear behind A&C, swaying from side to side with their arms in the air, holding lit lighters and joining in the chorus.......

And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

Then Rob pops his head in

'Doo doo, doo doo, doodo doodo do do'

People link arms as they march forward into the thread

And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

Then everybody sings.......

The Window's quite absurd
ITK's have the final word
You must always face the deadline anyhow
Forget who we've brought in
Give Spurs Community a grin
Enjoy it, so fuckoff and donate now

aaaaaaaand, always donate, it gives SC some life
Doo doo, doodo doodo do do
Fuck giving it for food and rent to the wife
Doo doo, doodo doodo do do

The end. Fade to black.

And that really is shallott. Laters. Onions.
 

AussieSpurMan

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Our signings thus far have been poo! there, in keeping with the word of the day!
I do really hope something happens soon. People are gunna start slitting their wrists soon the way things are going!
 

dricha1

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Today IS the day for a shiny new player (or two) to be announced by the OS...

(And now I've got An Eric Idle tune in my head thanks A&C!!!)
 

coffers

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I have a day off today in anticipation of a feast of signings and sitting in the sun drinking...
 

geordiespur

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Stag do day 1 for me! Not expecting announcements until Monday now as we will want to maximise kit launch exposure.
 

hugrr

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Isn't every day a stag do day in Newcastle?

Is anyone still hoping for a funtime Friday or are we resigned to Megalicious Monday?
 

vdv112

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Well according to POTL we should be hearing something this weekend about Villa, hopefully good news.
 

Cavehillspur

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Just listening to Talksport, Brad co presenting. Our lads report back for pre season from tomorrow. Thought it would have been Monday but appears not.
 

rawhide

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Isn't every day a stag do day in Newcastle?

Is anyone still hoping for a funtime Friday or are we resigned to Megalicious Monday?
I hope for a Fabulous Frankie's Funtime Friday Feast of Festivities, but I suspect it'll just be poo...

As usual.

:D
 

Yid-ol

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I hope for a Fabulous Frankie's Funtime Friday Feast of Festivities, but I suspect it'll just be poo...

As usual.

:D

Fabulous Frankie's Funtime Friday Feast of Festivities, into Weekend Wanktime, and then Megalicious Monday?.... not asking for much are we!
 

Jaffer99

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I look forward to a day of no news again, just endless speculation and moaning....fun times..
 

Gbspurs

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Funtime Friday for me. Gloriously sunny and my work are putting on a BBQ with a free bar! happy days.
 

harry's chin

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*thinks 'poo' maybe a cryptic' :cautious:

*thinks signing of Heskey is imminant :eek:

*goes back to reality and his porn mag and morning cuppa :geek:
 

brisbanespur

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Not ITK, but if poo is cryptic then it has to be linked to Carlton Cole finally available. Surely we can't miss out again ??
 

Archibald&Crooks

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Just to save this thread from going down the pan (see what I did there), today's word of the day is NOT craptic, I mean cryptic.
 
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