- Feb 1, 2005
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Welcome to the Daily ITK Round-up. As you know, today is the anniversary of the Normandy landings. The 6th June 1944 was known as D-Day. Could today be our D-Day? It could........but its highly likely that it wont.Yesterday my wife asked me if I had any fantasies........I said "I've got this one where we pretend that we're complete strangers and have never met"..........She said "What, and you pick me up in some bar?".
I said "No..Just the first bit".
Oh yeah, there was some ITK too...........And i'm dreading having to mention it. Brownhead popped in......Hooray!
And everyone started guessing as to the identity of the mystery player. And waiting.brownhead said:
While we were wating for Verts to be announced......... The Journalist popped his head around the corner........
And still we were waiting for verts to be announced..........We're so gullible.The Journalist said:
I remember the first time I fell in love and realized my wife was the one I'd marry. It was soon as she picked the iron in monopoly.
Then a member on COYS called Happyspur (No relation to our member of the same name) who is working at the Euros posted this........
And still we were waiting..........Come on Vertonghen, lets be having you!Happyspur said:
I've decided that in A&C world (A happy yet strange place) if and when he does sign, he'll be unveiled at the Lodge, holding a Spurs shirt and will make it all good by breaking out in song to thank us for pur patience. George Michael's 'Knew you were waiting (for me)' to be precise.
When the ITK was deep you didn't falter
When the rumours were high you still believed
When your feelings were !ow it didn't stop me, no no
I knew you were waiting. I knew you were waiting for me
And that was that from the eyeteekays. And we're still waiting.
My wife said, "It's about time you started treating me better, there's plenty of men out there that would treat me like a princess."............"Oh yeah," I replied. "Where are these madmen?"
"I'll have you know, every time I walk into a pub or a club, a guy asks me what I'd like to drink," she snapped. "They're called barmen, you silly bitch," I replied.
OK now we've got that out of the way, today, just for the sake of our collective sanity, please can we take all Harry chat to the Harry thread in this Forum? Or one of the 40-odd in Spurs Chat? Ta. Firstly, you know its the right thing to do and secondly, if you son't you might miss one of Adiepf's rants. Gold.
And finally.........After coming home pissed again the wife threatened to slap me, "I don't think that's a good idea" I said "According to lads down the pub, you've already got a bit of a name for that."
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