The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 29th June 2012

[L-man]

I'll bet all four of my testicles and my complete set of vintage Star Wars figures that Falcao won't sign for Spurs.

Can you put that in the transfer window pledges thread please, cheers.

 

[Spurger King]

Messi, the elixir of life, the moon on a stick, the location of Atlantis, and the point of Emile Heskey.

Night all

 

[marvel]

Missed the boat on him. Shame as I have no doubt in my mind we'd have finished at least 3rd last season had we signed him. He signed for ridiculous money and scored 24 goals for Athletico so his value would have gone up if anything. Not even gonna have a wank over him.

And for the record yes I do wank over every exciting Spurs signing, the Modric wank was especially challenging. Fucking rat face.

 

[Pedro]

That's some way to put your reputation on the line. Well let's see...

 

[jbstarr14]

Falcao


Night all

Who: Akqayid
When: 26/06/12
Where: SC

AvB wants a reunion with ghosts of Porto Past....


Just putting it out there. We all assumed he meant Moutinho, but note the plural...

 

[Spurger King]

Can you put that in the transfer window pledges thread please, cheers.

100000000000% done

monsta, monsta, monsta.

 

[BringBack_leGin]

If we sign Falcao I will set my cock on fire and post a film of it in manwhores mansion!

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

If we sign Falcao I will set my cock on fire and post a film of it in manwhores mansion!

Considering rumour has it that you've got a particularly small willy, the fire in question will probably be something like watching someone strike a match. There's a video that's hardly going to go viral.

 

[Twizzle]

Falcao doesn't sound like a Levy signing

expensive and old

 

[Berglad]

TBH I'm not exactly thrilled with Akqayid popping in, saying 'Falcao' and fucking straight off again. If he's got some information then i'd like to hear it. We'd all like to hear it. Simply saying a name is a bit like you dreaming about some bird promising you the best nosh you've ever had and when she's finished you turn the lights on only to see your nan her putting her teeth back in.

I believe it was just 2+2+2=7 with Falcao formerly having played for Villas-Boas, us needing strikers, and us supposedly selling Gio to Atletico

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I believe it was just 2+2+2=7 with Falcao formerly having played for Villas-Boas, us needing strikers, and us supposedly selling Gio to Atletico

If that's the case then he ought to know better, especially after the way people took his 'meltdown' comments so seriously. Great care must be taken when you're ITK because anything you post is going to be the subject of intense scrutiny. It's out there now, probably being reproduced on several other forums as we speak and this thread will probably be going on about the possibility for the next day or two. The only thing that might save us is an official announcement on AVB or a real life 'proper' signing.

 

[Mikegold]

Falcao doesn't sound like a Levy signing

expensive and old

He's 25?

 

[RuskyM]

To be fair, Atletico Madrid ARE in a lot of debt.

It's plausible. Definitely unrealistic. But not impossible.

 

[Twizzle]

He's 25?

wow, mybad

I thought he was on the wrong side of 30

shoot me

if thats the case then I guess it gets down to affordability

 

[Bus-Conductor]

If that's the case then he ought to know better, especially after the way people took his 'meltdown' comments so seriously. Great care must be taken when you're ITK because anything you post is going to be the subject of intense scrutiny. It's out there now, probably being reproduced on several other forums as we speak and this thread will probably be going on about the possibility for the next day or two. The only thing that might save us is an official announcement on AVB or a real life 'proper' signing.

Go to bed, You're ruining the moment.

 

[Spurger King]

And for the record yes I do wank over every exciting Spurs signing, the Modric wank was especially challenging. Fucking rat face.

I can't say I really wank over the news of Spurs signings. I mean..ok there was that one time when I was caught being slightly onanistic over a screen print of Kranjcar that apparently meant I had 'issues'...was 'confused'...and in a 'permanent state of denial', but frankly with accusations like that my girlfriend can go fuck himself.

 

[Achap]

Aquayid presumably meant Paulo Roberto Falcao is joining AVB's coaching staff - although even that seems unlikely, considering he's not that massively well-regarded. But AVB may like him.

Other Falcaos? Well there's the bloke at Athletico Madrid - but they say he's not for sale, so it's not him.
Paulo Roberto it is then. Woohoo, we've replaced Joe Jordan!

What do you mean, your stonking hard-on has turned into a lazy lob? Well think about that bird down the pub then, instead of 60 year-old Brazilian coaches.

 

[gibbospurs]

LOVE LAMP!!


nite all.

 

[taidgh]

If that's the case then he ought to know better, especially after the way people took his 'meltdown' comments so seriously. Great care must be taken when you're ITK because anything you post is going to be the subject of intense scrutiny. It's out there now, probably being reproduced on several other forums as we speak and this thread will probably be going on about the possibility for the next day or two. The only thing that might save us is an official announcement on AVB or a real life 'proper' signing.

meh. real life 'proper' signings aren't half as fun as fantasy ones..

 

[Bus-Conductor]

Mark Falco

Night all.