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ExpatFan

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Thanks fuck for that. Let's be honest. We all like jair, but while he was gone, this place was crazier that a whore house on nickle hand-job night at Madam Sukalot's Cum and Go Massage Parlor.......and for those two days, it was like A&C had dropped a laundry bag of nickles and Rob though "cheap bastard" and threw in a bigger bag of dimes. Then Jair came back and it went tit's up. And I don't want to call him the ultimate in ITK cock-block. But let's just say he makes fat sober friend look like a joy to deal with when Sorority McDrunkasShit is eye fucking you to the point of chaffing and you can't get around fatty with her logic and jealousy to get the gold two stools over.

So let's sew up these deals for Rooney ( A&C: :finger: ), Churches and Lamela and wait for him to come back. He'll be livid.

It'll be a hoot.
Great post... are you tripping?
 

Greenspur

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Have done ;)
If Bale wants to stay then surely we'd be all over that and happy to have him?

Maybe the AVB line is just saying Andre wants it done now either way, so we can just focus solely on the football.

I think it means that AVB is getting on with the business of preparing for life without Bale. He's making all the adjustments, additions, etc.
This is a wise fail-safe, and if Bale stays - that's a big bonus.
 

Vwbottom

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I think it means that AVB is getting on with the business of preparing for life without Bale. He's making all the adjustments, additions, etc.
This is a wise fail-safe, and if Bale stays - that's a big bonus.


Maybe we'll give him a few games in the League cup at some point.
 

PhezTHFC

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Aug 5, 2013
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Why are people getting so het up about the bale marbella thing he has been going there since 2008 so people are putting 1+1=5446 I genuinely believe there is more to it. Also I find GF's RO about stellar more than coincidence IMO. Much love
 

EJWTartanSpur

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Bale has been on and off more than A&C's electronic butt plug.

The political manoeuvres, brinksmanship and the potential domino effect surrounding this deal are fascinating, and we barely know any of it, barely scratching the surface. Oh to be a fly on multiple boardroom walls across Europe.
 

Geyzer Soze

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One reason could be to announce Lamela first before announcing the Bale deal (if there even is one in place).
The world & his dog appear to know that the 2 seem linked, so at this point I'd say it's become a bit redundant. We're not fooling Roma anymore on this I'll wager!
 

HappySpur

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Jan 7, 2012
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Bale has been on and off more than A&C's butt plug.

The political manoeuvres, brinksmanship and the potential domino effect surrounding this deal are fascinating, and we barely know any of it, barely scratching the surface. Oh to be a fly on multiple boardroom walls across Europe.


How embarassing for you that you don't know how a butt plug works. It's IN and OUT. Man, you look really dumb..........oh wait :shifty:
 

The Journalist

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I know this is very vague but Tottenham are talking to an agent called Marcelo Simonian.
Personally I didn’t know who he was until I did an internet search. He has a number of players on his books but I don’t know who the talks are about or how serious the talks are etc.
 

easley91

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I know this is very vague but Tottenham are talking to an agent called Marcelo Simonian.
Personally I didn’t know who he was until I did an internet search. He has a number of players on his books but I don’t know who the talks are about or how serious the talks are etc.

Most notable name I saw was Javier Pastore. If only!
 

jambreck

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I know this is very vague but Tottenham are talking to an agent called Marcelo Simonian.
Personally I didn’t know who he was until I did an internet search. He has a number of players on his books but I don’t know who the talks are about or how serious the talks are etc.


Cue 200 people furiously and frantically googling Marcelo Simonian.



















Including me.
 

Wick3d

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I know this is very vague but Tottenham are talking to an agent called Marcelo Simonian.
Personally I didn’t know who he was until I did an internet search. He has a number of players on his books but I don’t know who the talks are about or how serious the talks are etc.


So Pastore? :D
 

PhezTHFC

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I know this is very vague but Tottenham are talking to an agent called Marcelo Simonian.
Personally I didn’t know who he was until I did an internet search. He has a number of players on his books but I don’t know who the talks are about or how serious the talks are etc.

Everyone searches his name lol


Edit: beaten to it.. bugger!! :D
 

CJMurray

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I know this is very vague but Tottenham are talking to an agent called Marcelo Simonian.
Personally I didn’t know who he was until I did an internet search. He has a number of players on his books but I don’t know who the talks are about or how serious the talks are etc.

Pastore and Banega the two standout players he has. We've been linked with Pastore already this summer...
 

Teddy Klinsmann

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gpatrick

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I know this is very vague but Tottenham are talking to an agent called Marcelo Simonian.
Personally I didn’t know who he was until I did an internet search. He has a number of players on his books but I don’t know who the talks are about or how serious the talks are etc.


We're signing Javier Pastore! (y)
 

Berglad

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I know this is very vague but Tottenham are talking to an agent called Marcelo Simonian.
Personally I didn’t know who he was until I did an internet search. He has a number of players on his books but I don’t know who the talks are about or how serious the talks are etc.

Pastore the most likely player on his books, but he could be involved as a fixer for the Lamela deal
 

EnfieldYiddo

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I know this is very vague but Tottenham are talking to an agent called Marcelo Simonian.
Personally I didn’t know who he was until I did an internet search. He has a number of players on his books but I don’t know who the talks are about or how serious the talks are etc.

Cheers.

Pastore is the obivous name on his books that sticks out.
 
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