The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 26th August 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all. Seeing as last night talk turned toward players we had no ITK on I thought i'd refresh this thread just so that I can ask.......Do some of you REALLY want to miss out on the last few days of undoubted transfer mayhem?​
* Does a double take..........Fucking hell, i'm sure I said that in yesterday's thread.​
*Checks​
So I did. Once again Hulk, Ozil, Mata. Added to Lennon v Townsend​
OK that's cool. Today some of you will be starting threads in other parts of the site calling their treatment 'harsh'. I will respond, but Benny style. Can't keep repeating ourselves.​
And now we're heading into the final week of what's seemed to be a loooooong transfer window. I can't wait for it to be over to be honest. You're going to see a lot of 'journailists' saying things like they expect to see a deal concluded in 'the next few days' or such and such a club are considering making a move for so and so in the 'next few days'.......Of fucking course they are. 'The next few days' is all that's left. ****s.​
Here's a tip for you. I reckon that if we sign that Lamela chap, I reckon Bale will be announced to Madrid within 24 hours of that being announced. Not based on anything other than onions.​
So me and Mrs A&C had her mate round for dinner last night. The four of use were sitting telling eachother our stories about when we first met........I told them about me taking Mrs A&C home for the first time. My dad said "bloody hell son, she a bit rough isn't she?", I said to him "She's one of a set of identical twins, I was lucky to get her" he replied "Identical twins? How do you tell them apart?" I said "Her brother's bald"​
Last night Mrs A&C looked at me lovingly and said, "Darling, what did you do to deserve a woman like me?"

I replied, "I don't know but I'll make sure it never fucking happens again."

Oh by the way, there's some ITK coming. Just as soon as Grey Fox gets out of bed and rids himself of that hangover. Grey Fox? More like Drunken Fox.

Today's word of the day is: Bitchslap

PS: Media links in player threads please. This is for ITK Discussion.
 

Yid-ol

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Looks like the Bale saga is going to go off today, hope its sorted soon and we can then get him in the team, or sell him and spend the cash!
 

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In the office on a bank holiday :( - heres hoping the spurs office is brim full with fax machines dialing other fax machines and the spurs pencil pushers busily running around doing transfer stuff.
 

Gb160

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Looks like the Bale saga is going to go off today, hope its sorted soon and we can then get him in the team, or sell him and spend the cash!
The fat chicks definitely warming up,hopefully this means Lamela is very near done,it'd be bloody stupid to announce bale leaving otherwise.
 

Yid-ol

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The fat chicks definitely warming up,hopefully this means Lamela is very near done,it'd be bloody stupid to announce bale leaving otherwise.
I agree, cant see us selling Bale without a few other players to go, look we sold bale, but here are our new players!
 

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I'm desperately hoping for some positive news in Lamela today.
 

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Morning all. Seeing as last night talk turned toward players we had no ITK on I thought i'd refresh this thread just so that I can ask.......Do some of you REALLY want to miss out on the last few days of undoubted transfer mayhem?​
* Does a double take..........Fucking hell, i'm sure I said that in yesterday's thread.​
*Checks​
So I did. Once again Hulk, Ozil, Mata. Added to Lennon v Townsend​
OK that's cool. Today some of you will be starting threads in other parts of the site calling their treatment 'harsh'. I will respond, but Benny style. Can't keep repeating ourselves.​
And now we're heading into the final week of what's seemed to be a loooooong transfer window. I can't wait for it to be over to be honest. You're going to see a lot of 'journailists' saying things like they expect to see a deal concluded in 'the next few days' or such and such a club are considering making a move for so and so in the 'next few days'.......Of fucking course they are. 'The next few days' is all that's left. ****s.​
Here's a tip for you. I reckon that if we sign that Lamela chap, I reckon Bale will be announced to Madrid within 24 hours of that being announced. Not based on anything other than onions.
So me and Mrs A&C had her mate round for dinner last night. The four of use were sitting telling eachother our stories about when we first met........I told them about me taking Mrs A&C home for the first time. My dad said "bloody hell son, she a bit rough isn't she?", I said to him "She's one of a set of identical twins, I was lucky to get her" he replied "Identical twins? How do you tell them apart?" I said "Her brother's bald"​
Last night Mrs A&C looked at me lovingly and said, "Darling, what did you do to deserve a woman like me?"

I replied, "I don't know but I'll make sure it never fucking happens again."

Oh by the way, there's some ITK coming. Just as soon as Grey Fox gets out of bed and rids himself of that hangover. Grey Fox? More like Drunken Fox.

Today's word of the day is: Bitchslap

PS: Media links in player threads please. This is for ITK Discussion.
Agree! onionsx2
 

recklesslife85

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Gotta love bank holiday! Hopefully some good news on Lamela today. According to Brian Swanson we are considering another clubs offer for Bale. If there's any truth in that then it better not be a British club..
 

dudu

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heres hoping Grey Fox is tucking into his hangover brekkie right about now.....
 

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I think levy has just played his final card , now saying another club interested in bale , this in my opinion is to Perez pay up give us ozil or we do a deal with man unt

Levy is a genius
 

TheGreenLily

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I just hope the Grey Fox doesn't have to eat his own balls.

I still believe, that we are not selling Bale, I don't think RM have come up with the money. If we sell for less than £100 million, then we have been fucked over really. I suppose that is why A&C's word of the day is bitchslap.

I just a joke, £100 million for a player.... Disgusting.
 

Geyzer Soze

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Bitchslap, eh? Who's getting Bitchslapped is the question. Stories of a 2nd bid ... Real Madrid. Onions.
 

Gb160

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I think levy has just played his final card , now saying another club interested in bale , this in my opinion is to Perez pay up give us ozil or we do a deal with man unt

Levy is a genius
Where's this mate ? What's the source ?
 
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