The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 26 January 2011

[jurgen]

What is it with us and letters of apology... brick up the mail box Dan FFS!

 

[Azrael]

I believe there's only a 28% chance of that happening.

I am 72% relieved.

 

[BringBack_leGin]

We shouldn't sign Diarra. He's a disappointment 60% of the time, every time!
We should sign Forlan. He's exactly what we need 100% of the time.

 

[Zimmy]

*Percentage based joke*

 

[Spurger King]

*Percentage based joke*

I didn't understand any of that. Could you re-phrase it in the form of a statistic?

 

[Zimmy]

I didn't understand any of that. Could you re-phrase it in the form of a statistic?

I was 49% compelled to post a percentage joke so people will like me, however, the other 51% percent of me was adamant that percentage based jokes can never be funny. So we (I) opted for a compromise.

 

[BringBack_leGin]

Ugh, I wish in this striker hunt we'd just go and bag one instead of playing the percentages!

 

[Spurger King]

I was 49% compelled to post a percentage joke so people will like me, however, the other 51% percent of me was adamant that percentage based jokes can never be funny. So we (I) opted for a compromise.

I don't see what any of that has got to do with 'itk' discussion. Try and keep it on topic please.

 

[kcmei]

if we are being too picky in the end we will end up with nada

 

[Zimmy]

I don't see what any of that has got to do with 'itk' discussion. Try and keep it on topic please.

Sorry.

I really hope we sign Benzema, if not then Forlan, if not him then Fab, if not Fab then Suarez, if it's not any of them then Levy can fuck off, he can fuck right off! And Neville can fuck off an' all, who the fuck does he think he is being 34 years old, ugly as sin, and still playing in the Premier League? He can fuck right off.

 

[KentuckyYid]

I don't see what any of that has got to do with 'itk' discussion. Try and keep it on topic please.

In the interests of equality there should be percentage value given to non itk discussion. This isn't a bloody monopoly ya know.

 

[jrio]

if we are being too picky in the end we will end up with nada

The Big Brother winner? Portuguese transexual?

A bold move. Not sure if she would be allowed to play in a man's league(might need to consult BBLG on this), although as an ex-man it seems quite possible.

I suppose the real issues are ball control, hold-up play and putting it in the back of the net. If she can do all of those, nothing to complain about.

 

[spurslenny]

Look, everyone know that 73% of statistics are made up.


By the by, we are being royally mugged off by the club, the ITK' contacts, and the ITK's themselves (in all probability). The ITK is either so vague that it could mean anything, or so detailed that it's too good to be true. No doubt some info is released by the club to cloud any actual leaks that come out against the clubs wishes.

I'll ask the question again........why would someone in a (presumably) well paid, privileged position, risk losing their job just to leak snippets of info to their mate, who in turn posts it on a fans forum as ITK? that's assuming of course that the club don't want the info out there to start with.
This make no sense to me. Unless there is a hidden agenda.

 

[Azrael]

The Big Brother winner? Portuguese transexual?

A bold move. Not sure if she would be allowed to play in a man's league(might need to consult BBLG on this), although as an ex-man it seems quite possible.

I suppose the real issues are ball control, hold-up play and putting it in the back of the net. If she can do all of those, nothing to complain about.

Andy Gray might be able to give us some pointers.

 

[Azrael]

This joke is getting 99% old.

 

[Spurger King]

Sorry.

I really hope we sign Benzema, if not then Forlan, if not him then Fab, if not Fab then Suarez, if it's not any of them then Levy can fuck off, he can fuck right off!

Swap Fabiano with Suarez and that's exactly how I see it. Apart from the bit about Levy. Levy can stay.

And Neville can fuck off an' all, who the fuck does he think he is being 34 years old, ugly as sin, and still playing in the Premier League? He can fuck right off.

:lol: I sense a hint of sarcasm there. I actually don't think Phil Neville is a bad player, but we really don't need him, and unless he walks onto the White Hart Lane pitch carrying Benzema, Forlan or Suarez upon his shoulders, I doubt he'll be welcomed at all.

 

[Viva la Tottenham]

Look, everyone know that 73% of statistics are made up.


By the by, we are being royally mugged off by the club, the ITK' contacts, and the ITK's themselves (in all probability). The ITK is either so vague that it could mean anything, or so detailed that it's too good to be true. No doubt some info is released by the club to cloud any actual leaks that come out against the clubs wishes.

I'll ask the question again........why would someone in a (presumably) well paid, privileged position, risk losing their job just to leak snippets of info to their mate, who in turn posts it on a fans forum as ITK? that's assuming of course that the club don't want the info out there to start with.
This make no sense to me. Unless there is a hidden agenda.

there's always a hidden agenda 86% of the time :duh:

 

[ackie]

Nothing is guarantee in football! You are not guaranteed a player until he signs on the dotted line. We are linked with good players and are perhaps keeping our options open. We are just impatient and take too seriously itks and press. Press needs to sell and itks just passing infos from contacts. Granted that some itks may want the attention and importance ;-)
Lets s(h)it tight and wait until someone is officially announce,
Have a good day my fellow yids...

 

[kcmei]

Nothing is guarantee in football! You are not guaranteed a player until he signs on the dotted line. We are linked with good players and are perhaps keeping our options open. We are just impatient and take too seriously itks and press. Press needs to sell and itks just passing infos from contacts. Granted that some itks may want the attention and importance ;-)
Lets s(h)it tight and wait until someone is officially announce,
Have a good day my fellow yids...

this post is approximately 91% correct

 

[codspur]

when would a player have tosign by to be registered in time for Sundays game?