- Feb 1, 2005
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We've had a world record amount of ITK since the last update and covering it all would be a task of epic proportions. So, being the lazy sod that I am, I won't.
I'm actually so lazy that one day, my wife said to me, "I'm fed up with you being so lazy, pack your bags and leave".......I said, "You pack them"
However, here's a round up of yesterdays events, starting off with JTG (luvly) whose information took the form of the lyrics to the Bond movie 'From Russia With Love'..........
The smart money is on us signing Matt Monro although one or two people think it's goodbye Pav.jurgenthegerman said:
Then, POTL posted more cryptics :roll:
Could mean absolutely anything and yes, there were a squillion guesses, all different, so we're actually going to discard that as info.Phantom on the Lane said:
Then we had the traditional link to Mark Van Bommel.......
Possibly back up if our interest in Diarra doesn't bear fruit?dragon1 said:
The wife got naked last night and asked me, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
I looked her up and down and replied, "Your fucking sense of humour"
Archie then posted an update over on SO......
Pav to go? I refuse to believe it unless it's wrapped in 007 lyrics.Archie said:
Then, adie posted right here on SC..........
Which gave me the horn.adiepf said:
Finally, Archie posted this.....
Which made my horn go down again.Archibald said:
Then, late last night, the football intelligensia popped in with 'Crouch is shit'.....one must have been wearing a baseball cap back to front because he finished his appraisal with 'end of'. It nearly drove TSH mad.
Last night I got home from work, sat down in my favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to the wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked a little puzzled, but brought me a beer.
When I finished it, I said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!" This time she looked a little angry, but still brought me a beer. When it was gone, I said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!"
"That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
I just sighed. "Oh shit. It's started"
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