The Daily ITK Discussion Thread 20th July 2019

[daveduvet]

£20 in the bin for the running of the site. Thanks for everyone’s contributions

 

[codspur]

Just in case anyone missed it Dov popped up with some whoring in the Sess thread
EDIT @mw828 not sure how this is optimistic given Dov had already posted ? Bit tricky to be optimistic after the fact by very definition of optimism itself
Edit 2 : Funny bastards @Stoof @Spurrific et al

 

[Geordieyid78]

Is nobody else linking the Defibrillator comment to Gareth Bale and his heart shaped hand gestures??

 

[Joshua]

Is nobody else linking the Defibrillator comment to Gareth Bale and his heart shaped hand gestures??

No.

 

[Moonie]

Is nobody else linking the Defibrillator comment to Gareth Bale and his heart shaped hand gestures??

I wasn't until you mentioned it!

Thanks for the info today Hercs, appreciated as always!

 

[Geordieyid78]

Is nobody else linking the defibrilator ccomment to Gareth Bale and his heart shaped hand gestures??

No.

Think outside the box.....you know how they like to try and be cryptic on stuff like this

 

[Trix]

Is nobody else linking the Defibrillator comment to Gareth Bale and his heart shaped hand gestures??

"Right Trix has posted something really straight forward and simple. The question is, how can I manipulate it to fit the outcome i'd prefer to happen?"

Answer..... Don't you're wasting your life away!!!

 

[Deleted member 27995]

Is nobody else linking the Defibrillator comment to Gareth Bale and his heart shaped hand gestures??

Probably not but you'll probably need one once A&C has finished pushing a stick up your bottom. Other than that, welcome to the site, enjoy your time here!

 

[Cinemattis]

"Right Trix has posted something really straight forward and simple. The question is, how can I manipulate it to fit the outcome i'd prefer to happen?"

Answer..... Don't you're wasting your life away!!!

Decoded, no manipulation:

"Right; he is coming !!!"

This is going to be the best window ever!

 

[Cinemattis]

I just want to send out a big THANK YOU to A&C and all the staff at SC; this has been the best managed transfer window in all the years I have followed this site.

And an enormous THANK YOU to all the ITKs; you give us hope and some insight to not only possible transfers, but to the inside workings of the club in our hearts and minds. Sometimes there´s contradiction in what the different ITKs say, but there´s no doubt in my mind it´s all said and done in good faith. You´re putting your nads on the line and it´s immensly appreciated.

I hope that all of us that are capable donate a few quid to the site. Not only for this or that transfer, but for giving us all so much joy.

 

[BringBack_leGin]

Cheers for the info @Trix . Issue is, there’s a very obvious conclusion to take from your post, but unfortunately (paraphrasing) “likely at least 2 in, 1 out” easily becomes ‘OMG WE’RE SIGNING BALE TODAY FJYHDARHK137!!5f’ , which then leads to mass rage when it doesn’t happen.

Either way, looking forward to hopefully seeing the ‘4’ from your ‘2+2’ in the near future

 

[Sweech]

We are exploring writing off contracts on couple players, with one particular name in mind. Not Toby!!!

I keep coming back to thinking about this.

Would make sense if it was someone like Wanyama who we've had a rumoured dispute with over a surgery and possibly we could claim something in his contract over it.

 

[Ruducus]

I keep coming back to thinking about this.

Would make sense if it was someone like Wanyama who we've had a rumoured dispute with over a surgery and possibly we could claim something in his contract over it.

Could it not just be Marcus Edwards? He's training at Brentford.

 

[Sweech]

Could it not just be Marcus Edwards? He's training at Brentford.

I was thinking it was players whose contracts were heavier on the wage bill. Could just be Edwards though.

 

[SDogg]

Yay guessing games again ?

 

[BENNO]

I was thinking it was players whose contracts were heavier on the wage bill. Could just be Edwards though.

Only just seen the HERC post, and agree that it has to be someone with a reasonably high wage, a player that we just can't get rid of. In the grand scheme of things, Edwards , with all due respect to him, is just too small fry to warrant a mention of contract cancellation - barely raise an eyebrow if/when he leaves.

Nkoudou the obvious one but Wanyama, if the 'wouldn't pass a medical' rumours are true, would be a fair shout. Would help him get a move given that he probably won't get many, if any starts next season ?

 

[Cinemattis]

I just want to send out a big THANK YOU to A&C and all the staff at SC; this has been the best managed transfer window in all the years I have followed this site.

And an enormous THANK YOU to all the ITKs; you give us hope and some insight to not only possible transfers, but to the inside workings of the club in our hearts and minds. Sometimes there´s contradiction in what the different ITKs say, but there´s no doubt in my mind it´s all said and done in good faith. You´re putting your nads on the line and it´s immensly appreciated.

I hope that all of us that are capable donate a few quid to the site. Not only for this or that transfer, but for giving us all so much joy.

I accept that not all my posts are given positive marks. But a “dislike” for this one surprised me... ??

Credit to @dbdd for having A) the fattest thumbs in the history of smartphone usage; and/or B) the weirdest sense of humour on this site (which would say a lot). ??

 

[Insomnia]

Oh dear

 

[daveduvet]

Stop the guessing games and use your nous - it’s bloody Janssen.. we’ll take a loss to offload.

 

[Yiddo100]

Stop the guessing games and use your nous - it’s bloody Janssen.. we’ll take a loss to offload.

“Stop guessing” but let me just guess quickly before I go