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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 19th August 2013

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EllenAlex

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OK i'm now being asked if we're supposed to give anyone passing on info virtual handjobs, wash their feet and kiss their arses or something. And i've seen similar comments in here before from people who wanted to fight for the right to 'abuse' ITK.........Lets call our sample militant 'Brother Basher'

But seriously, I do understand that, honestly I do. It isn't about raising ITK up to be godlike or something. But what do we do? Do we have a thread where it's a free for all and eventually, the reason we're all here dries up until we reach the point where nobody is sharing? Or do we selectively decide who can and can't be abused? And if so, who decides that? Each individual? I don't think so, that'll never work. So what are we left with? We just have make this place 'bash free', there's no other sensible, or workable option.

So, Brother Basher.........If you're straining at the leash to have a pop, if it frustrates you so much at not being able to fire right into someone and give them a piece of your minds (and TBH, I have my doubts as to wether or not one or two of you can spare it), I have one word for you.

Masturbation.

Don't bash ITK, bash the Bishop.

:LOL:
 

Berglad

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Aug 12, 2008
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If anyone's as sad as me, here are A&C's aberrant quotes since Friday:

Friday
“Look, Daddy, Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” It's a Wonderful Life - "Zuzu Wells" (Frank Capra)

'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it' -W. C. Fields

“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.” - Naked Gun 33 1/3 The Final Insult - "Lt. Frank Prebin" - Leslie Nielsen

“We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly.” "Comicus" - The History of the World Part I (Mel Brooks)

Saturday
"Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true". - Julius Caesar

Monday
"With a helper a thousand things are possible". -Russian proverb

"The ode lives upon the ideal, the epic upon the grandiose, the drama upon the real." - Victor Hugo

"We may brave human laws, but we cannot resist natural ones" - Jules Verne, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

A&C - "I don't think there will be any 'surprises' :)"
"Now, I wasn't interested in his drink. No, I was more interested in what he was carrying when he walked in. Some sort of a suitcase, kind of heavy. And he sat that thing on a stool beside him as if it were his girl" - "Buscemi",Steve Buscemi, Desperado (Robert Rodriguez)

"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!" John Belushi, "Jake Blues", The Blues Brothers

Vwbottom - "You do keep us in the loop. :whistle:"
A&C - "I've been trying to for the last couple of days (y)"

I'm thinking IMDB (the first 4 letters of Friday's also is an anagram for "WILL" but that seems like a stretch)
 

Sweech

Ruh Roh Ressegnon
Jun 27, 2013
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I think a lot of the problems could be relieved by a "Transfer Window Open Thread". Keep the offtopic shit storm and opinions on there and keep all the ITK and actual ITK discussion in here.
 

Spurz

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If we have people that believe the tabloids and turn on bale, we will have people believe everything that is said and get emotional about itk snips. Just makes me wanna cry too.
 

sbrustad

SC Supporter
Jan 27, 2011
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If we have people that believe the tabloids and turn on bale, we will have people believe everything that is said and get emotional about itk snips. Just makes me wanna cry too.


To be honest I can't wait till the transfer window slams shut. If by then we've kept Bale I'd say we've done extremely well.
 

nferno

Waiting for England to finally win the Euros-2024?
Jan 7, 2007
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If we have people that believe the tabloids and turn on bale, we will have people believe everything that is said and get emotional about itk snips. Just makes me wanna cry too.

There are a lot of spurs fans who take the papers as gospel. I just hope when he turns out for us they aren't in the stands ready to boo him, he doesn't strike me as mentally strong I think the fans getting on his back will definitely drive him off and upset him. I hope everyone on this forum privy to itk inform all our fans that RM want him to kick up a storm (evidenced through 'leaked' inside stories) but in reality Bale is wanting to go but certainly not being a proper **** if British journalism is to be believed. He needs a big reception, Modric got one and the little rat still kicked up a fuss to leave!
 

Brazilyid

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Jul 29, 2011
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Just want to put this out there. Before anyone else said anything I stood by would take a massive offer and we would sell. Everyone else was saying nope new contract.

Things haven't changed from what I have been told. If any club comes with the money he will go. But also heard nothing to do with the money spent and spending. Who knows just passing. Still think he will go. But correct things have gone silent
 

EnfieldYiddo

Silence
Aug 6, 2012
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Nice to hear all spending is mutually exclusive to Bale situation.

If we kept him and added someone like Willian or Lamela - Arse and Lolerpool fans will be shiting it.
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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Nice to hear all spending is mutually exclusive to Bale situation.

If we kept him and added someone like Willian or Lamela - Arse and Lolerpool fans will be shiting it.

If we did that chelski, city and utd fans should be nervous too.

We'll see.
 

Archibald&Crooks

Aegina Expat
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Feb 1, 2005
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I think a lot of the problems could be relieved by a "Transfer Window Open Thread". Keep the offtopic shit storm and opinions on there and keep all the ITK and actual ITK discussion in here.
We've tried all sorts of combinations and having two chat threads doesn't work.
 

HappySpur

You Can't Unfry Things Jerri
Jan 7, 2012
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I think a lot of the problems could be relieved by a "Transfer Window Open Thread". Keep the offtopic shit storm and opinions on there and keep all the ITK and actual ITK discussion in here.


Nope. We've done it all. And it's always a shitfest. (not geared at you Sweech....you've shown nothing to say you would want to)

This works. It's tried and it's tested.

People just need to abide by a few rules. 1) no ban word. 2) no pics. 3) no abusing others. 4) no bashing itk.

That's all. Nobody seems to have any issues with the first 3. And the mods actually take care of those most of the time. The 4th one is a problem with some. There are many ways around this.

a) PM
b) join SO. They don't have a problem with it unless you were to do so to Archie.
c) join a small site.
d) get a friend. Funny that A&C cannot ban you for saying sweet fa at a pub with a mate.

Otherwise. A&C, Rob, Chris, Stoof, TSH.......YOU'RE DOING A BANG UP FUCKING JOB

And that's not ass kissing because it's sincere and I've used PM to tell them without making a big stink like here.

So just the four rules.

You think the Goat sucks a bag of dicks.......PM somebody. or Don't read it's hoofy ramblings.. But just don't post about the exact number of cocks in the bag in here.

Simple
 

nferno

Waiting for England to finally win the Euros-2024?
Jan 7, 2007
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I liked the system where each piece of itk was a discussion thread personally. Probably a lot of flaws in it, but it did limit the potential for OT.
 

Parkie

Huge member
Jun 9, 2012
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We've tried all sorts of combinations and having two chat threads doesn't work.
Try three:
1) ITK discussion only
2) comments about Bale, Parker spinning like a top and Thudd's current weight in cheeseburgers
3) spamming the shit out of stuff, talking about players linked to other clubs and completely random and irrelevant movie quotes/threats of anal invasion and masturbation recommendations
;)
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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If people would just stop moaning and offering suggestions every day that might be a start.

Cheers brazil for the info.
 
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