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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 18th August 2017

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jamie b

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I dont know why but hercules and gards' bits about a no go game changer than could now be a goer have me thinking back to the piece of itk from earlier in the summer about a move that could happen but not this summer. Probably me reaching desperately but it was the first thought that popped into my head and well, i've convinced myself its happening this summer.
It's monkey magic and you no it
 

Streetspur77

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I dont know why but hercules and gards' bits about a no go game changer than could now be a goer have me thinking back to the piece of itk from earlier in the summer about a move that could happen but not this summer. Probably me reaching desperately but it was the first thought that popped into my head and well, i've convinced myself its happening this summer.

*insert joke about how excited that makes me, using sexual imagery, in an attempt to get funny ratings*

(We've all done it)
 

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Thought i would celebrate our new signing with a soapy power wank, unfortunately got soap down the ole japs eye at the worst possible moment, turned the vinegar strokes into exquisite agony.

My facial expressions reading that --> o_O:cautious::oops::eek::sick::yuck::wtf::wideyed::hungover:

Sorry im late guys, been nursing a raging hard on after reading the last 17 pages.

ITk'ers you saucy saucy(sourcy) buggers.

What a top draw site this place is.

I'm travelling from Liverpool to Euston right now on The train. If we announce another signing I'm gonna have to have a champagne wank in 1st class.

Am I the only one who reads ITK and thinks 'well that's potentially interesting' rather than reaching for the Vaseline and the wank sock?

I use any and every opportunity as one to reach for the Vaseline and wank sock.

Sometimes this site can be a little depressing but nights like tonight it's pure gold!

Will set up a DD for a donation shortly.

Edit. Can't see the option for DD? @Archibald&Crooks
 

bomberH

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So experienced south american game changer, obviously Alexis Sanchez.

That would be my favourite signing of all time due to the circumstances but would never happen. There's been no itk on him for starters. Would be immense payback for Campbell too. Pity.
 

robertgoulet

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I dont know why but hercules and gards' bits about a no go game changer than could now be a goer have me thinking back to the piece of itk from earlier in the summer about a move that could happen but not this summer. Probably me reaching desperately but it was the first thought that popped into my head and well, i've convinced myself its happening this summer.

You know it's a Fun time Friday when even yankspurs is getting in on the dreaming.
 

E8spur

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We planed to do it but…

There is something about igijedi's post saying why no video of Rose googling a player, combined with the ITKs' gamechanger thing, that I like a lot. A gamechanger who really really wouldn't need looking up on google would be worth saving the video joke for...
 

Streetspur77

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There is something about igijedi's post saying why no video of Rose googling a player, combined with the ITKs' gamechanger thing, that I like a lot. A gamechanger who really really wouldn't need looking up on google would be worth saving the video joke for...

Ah shit I hadn't thought of it like that before :woot:

If that's what he meant it must be close because if I understand correctly IGIjedi would only find out when an announcement is being prepared

Then again we could be interpreting it completely wrong
 

arunspurs

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There is something about igijedi's post saying why no video of Rose googling a player, combined with the ITKs' gamechanger thing, that I like a lot. A gamechanger who really really wouldn't need looking up on google would be worth saving the video joke for...

I don't think so. Club would want Rose situation not to be in limelight anymore. IMO, anything to remind & complicate relations further would be strictly seen as no-go in clubs opinion.
 

aliyid

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So experienced south american game changer, obviously Alexis Sanchez.
Would be hilarious if we'd been using Davinson Sanchez as a cover for actually signing Alexis Sanchez (who would fit our style nicely).

Whoever it is I want to see him unveiled by Danny Rose googling him on his computer :LOL:
 
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