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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 17th June 2014

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all. I suppose I had better refresh the thread. Sigh.

Still no ITK to round up :(

Sorry Mayans. The world won't be ending on the 21st of December this or any other year, because it already ended this morning ...... when I left the toilet seat up.

So yesterday Mrs A&C asked me….."Babe? Does this dress make my arse look big?"

I knew this was going to be a dangerous situation, so I decided to play it safe……..

By going down to the zoo and punching a rhino in the face.

Then I found out Mrs A&C is leaving me because I spend too much time down the pub.

That's the rumour down The Red Lion, anyway.

So I hurried home and Mrs A&C was at the door with her suitcase. "I'm off," she said. "I've had enough of you trying to re-enact porn scenes with me."

"Okay," I replied. "I'll be the taxi driver taking you to the airport, and you start giving me a blowjob two minutes into the journey."
 

Zeb

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Ahhhh, will it be the tight brown or the easy pink???
 

Stoof

THERE IS A PIGEON IN MY BANK ACCOUNT
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Jun 5, 2004
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Who cares about watching games? The only interesting about fotball is transfers & rumors!

I completely disagree that the only interesting about fotball is that.

Fotball has much to offer.
 

andyp8080

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Morning all. I suppose I had better refresh the thread. Sigh.

Still no ITK to round up :(

Sorry Mayans. The world won't be ending on the 21st of December this or any other year, because it already ended this morning ...... when I left the toilet seat up.

So yesterday Mrs A&C asked me….."Babe? Does this dress make my arse look big?"

I knew this was going to be a dangerous situation, so I decided to play it safe……..

By going down to the zoo and punching a rhino in the face.

Then I found out Mrs A&C is leaving me because I spend too much time down the pub.

That's the rumour down The Red Lion, anyway.

So I hurried home and Mrs A&C was at the door with her suitcase. "I'm off," she said. "I've had enough of you trying to re-enact porn scenes with me."

"Okay," I replied. "I'll be the taxi driver taking you to the airport, and you start giving me a blowjob two minutes into the journey."

faketaxi.com fan by any chance?

(don't get too excited Mr Pink)
 

etchedchaos

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Jun 1, 2006
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Either the club has decided after years and years of prevalent ITK to completely stop the leaks, or the main source of info for most recent ITK's has left the club ;). I'm erring on the latter, I can't remember a single offseason being this quiet ITKwise, even the last World Cup had more activity than this.
 

tony0379

The bald midget has to go!
May 17, 2004
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Either the club has decided after years and years of prevalent ITK to completely stop the leaks, or the main source of info for most recent ITK's has left the club ;). I'm erring on the latter, I can't remember a single offseason being this quiet ITKwise, even the last World Cup had more activity than this.


Sherwood?
 
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