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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all

Last week Mrs A&C suggested we start using toys in bed. Dunno why she got so angry last night when I got a box of Lego out……...

Anyway, the Vanarama TV ad this morning inspired me. Until then you were getting nuffin, which would probably have been better I suppose.

Baldini and Levy, they ain't working
So what are we gonna do?

Baldini and Levy, they ain't working
And it's time we signed someone new

Levy-rama
Levy-rama

On the last day Dan will make that call

Levy-rama
Levy-rama

Until then we'll sign fuck-all!


That's about all I can be arsed to give you today, oh apart from this……..

Me and Mrs A&C were watching a movie last night when she leaned over and said to me "I need to go toilet, can you pause it?"

"No I can't" I replied "now shhhhhhh"

"Why not?" she asked

"Because we're at the fucking cinema you silly ****"

Now be good today ITK addicts…….
 

VegasII

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I heard he had to have a piece of lego removed after Mrs A&C stuffed it where the sun don't shine

He didn't get a sword in the helmet did he? Or one of those new fangled Star Wars things...use force Mrs A&C, use the force.
 

Barry Mead

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I heard he had to have a piece of lego removed after Mrs A&C stuffed it where the sun don't shine

Caused a bit of embarassment in the A & E as the nurse was a bit hard of hearing, exasperated A & C had to shout "no it's a brick stuck up my arse,... a brick!"

Somewhat nonplussed the nurse shouted back "Well what's that dwarf doing?"
 

Gbspurs

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Morning all

Last week Mrs A&C suggested we start using toys in bed. Dunno why she got so angry last night when I got a box of Lego out……...

Anyway, the Vanarama TV ad this morning inspired me. Until then you were getting nuffin, which would probably have been better I suppose.

Baldini and Levy, they ain't working
So what are we gonna do?

Baldini and Levy, they ain't working
And it's time we signed someone new

Levy-rama
Levy-rama

On the last day Dan will make that call

Levy-rama
Levy-rama

Until then we'll sign fuck-all!


That's about all I can be arsed to give you today, oh apart from this……..

Me and Mrs A&C were watching a movie last night when she leaned over and said to me "I need to go toilet, can you pause it?"

"No I can't" I replied "now shhhhhhh"

"Why not?" she asked

"Because we're at the fucking cinema you silly ****"

Now be good today ITK addicts…….

Daniel Levy scans as well as Levy-rama in that song, unless you particularly wanted to pay tribute to the van sales company.

Sorry :oops:
 

Zeb

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Caused a bit of embarassment in the A & E as the nurse was a bit hard of hearing, exasperated A & C had to shout "no it's a brick stuck up my arse,... a brick!"

Somewhat nonplussed the nurse shouted back "Well what's that dwarf doing?"

Thats one Lego movie I think I will give a miss.....
 

codspur

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not wishing to direspect ITK but i thought ben pretty much sat in atree outside spurs lodge....did they re plant the tree at Hotspur way ????
 

Mr Pink

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Given the complex nature of the deal its hard not to get a bit anxious about it, but I'll wait for JJ before I get too worried.
 
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