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South Korean team uses sex dolls to fill stands

Marty

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A professional football team in South Korea has apologised after “mannequins” it used as substitute fans during a match at the weekend turned out to be sex dolls.

The K-League club FC Seoul said the dolls, which had been dotted around stands currently off-limits to supporters due to the coronavirus outbreak, had been ordered inadvertently after a “misunderstanding” with the supplier.

Filth....

So how can I sneak in? :sneaky:
 
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I hear David Sullivan is considering using his knowledge of the trade to do something similar at West Ham with rubber dollies.

'It'll make a change letting the crowd down slowly after the game, rather than during it' he said.
 

Gassin's finest

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I hear David Sullivan is considering using his knowledge of the trade to do something similar at West Ham with rubber dollies.

'It'll make a change letting the crowd down slowly after the game, rather than during it' he said.
This reminds me of the classic Billy Connolly joke, about the irate customer returning his punctured inflatable doll to the sex shop:

"What appears to be the trouble sir?"
"Well every time I blow it up, it goes down on me"
"If I'd known it did that, I'd have charged you double."
 
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