Simon Jordan: Levy is ‘as smart as paint’ for taking out £175m loan amid coronavirus pandemic

[mawspurs]

Simon Jordan has hailed Daniel Levy’s ‘smart’ move to take out a £175million loan to help finance Tottenham amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Source: TalkSPOrT

 

[Shadydan]

Yeah but Keith (24) and unemployed from Enfield says that he's tight and embarrassing our club ?‍

 

[dontcallme]

Haven't read the article. Is being as smart as paint a good thing?

 

[markiespurs]

Never heard the phrase “as smart as paint”

 

[theShiznit]

Coming from a man that paints his whole face I'm assuming that's a compliment?

 

[shelfboy68]

Never heard the phrase “as smart as paint”

Better than saying he is an aerosol I suppose.

 

[Japhet]

It is smart to borrow at a significantly lower rate in order to restructure existing debt. I see that renowned finance expert Martin Keown has also chipped in with his usual 'Spurs are fucked' mantra. He can't even talk about football without making an arse of himself let alone finance.

 

[markiespurs]

It is smart to borrow at a significantly lower rate in order to restructure existing debt. I see that renowned finance expert Martin Keown has also chipped in with his usual 'Spurs are fucked' mantra. He can't even talk about football without making an arse of himself let alone finance.

lol at Keown comparing us to Chelsea, a club who have money to spend now because they were banned from signing players last summer and sold Hazard for a ton of money.

 

[Geez]

If anyone suggests that we gloss over this article, I'll second that emulsion

 

[dontcallme]

It is smart to borrow at a significantly lower rate in order to restructure existing debt. I see that renowned finance expert Martin Keown has also chipped in with his usual 'Spurs are fucked' mantra. He can't even talk about football without making an arse of himself let alone finance.

Is that what paint does?

 

[Metalhead]

If anyone suggests that we gloss over this article, I'll second that emulsion

I wonder if Jordan drives a roller.

 

[dontcallme]

I wonder if Jordan drives a roller.

Stop being such a smarty paints.

 

[John48]

Apparently we're one of the few clubs that qualify for this type of grant (something to do with the way we're financed) & I wouldn't knock him for doing it because it takes some pressure off the club during this period.

I suspect the transfer fund is a different budget & I hope we're still in a position to use it.

 

[longtimespur]

Never heard the phrase “as smart as paint”

Flick some in your eye when you're glossing the woodwork at home.
It smarts




not sure that's relevant though

 

[Tottenhamboy85]

Apparently we're one of the few clubs that qualify for this type of grant (something to do with the way we're financed) & I wouldn't knock him for doing it because it takes some pressure off the club during this period.

I suspect the transfer fund is a different budget & I hope we're still in a position to use it.

Us and united apparently but that’s no surprise as we are the two clubs that paid the most Tax

 

[dontcallme]

Us and united apparently but that’s no surprise as we are the two clubs that paid the most Tax

Thought it was us and Arsenal.

 

[cider spurs]

source: CaulkSPORT

 

[Locotoro]

Can someone dm me when all the puns dye down

 

[yid-down-under]

I wonder if Jordan drives a roller.

A dulux version no doubt

 

[stevespurs]

FFS fellas come on!!! I come here to read a bit of Spurs news, and you give me me this rubbish...it’s paintful!!